IS MY COMPUTER BROKE............

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gus ceasar is a legend
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I just want it to work properly again!

Don't start getting all technical and flash on me!

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Whats it doing wrong
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greatgooner wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Seriously, does anyone know of a clean up thing I can get for my PC?

I have cream for my usual infections but I don't think it works on electronics!

:shock:
What do you want to do clean porn off the hard drive and temporary internet files etc or something more?
My money's on the porn... :wink:
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Slower than a wheezy asmathic carrying a brown bear and it won't find the page half the time

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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Slower than a wheezy asmathic carrying a brown bear and it won't find the page half the time

:banghead:
Would not being able to find the page actually slow down a wheezy asmathic carrying a brown bear...? :eh:


Hmmm... I suppose if it was a map the brown bear was looking at.... :? :wink:
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gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Slower than a wheezy asmathic carrying a brown bear and it won't find the page half the time

:banghead:
hmm... so it's sluggish, slow, and basically, runs like a dogs arse. Yep, that the Eboue virus.. not much you can do mate. I'm afraid it's there to stay, so you might aswell get used to it :roll:
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I had this too gus.. ..press control-alt-delete, go to the processes tab and see what is taking up your CPU.. ..if it's called System Idle Process it's an Internet problem.
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g88ner wrote:
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Slower than a wheezy asmathic carrying a brown bear and it won't find the page half the time

:banghead:
hmm... so it's sluggish, slow, and basically, runs like a dogs arse. Yep, that the Eboue virus.. not much you can do mate. I'm afraid it's there to stay, so you might aswell get used to it :roll:

Hopefully they'll find a cure for it in January :wink:
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If you go to www.download.com and download privacy guardian it will delete all the old crap from your machine.
Be warned though as it will also delete all passwords and usernames so if there are any you dont know dont use it.
With reagrds to slow running it could be full of spyware so make sure you have decent anti virus and spyware software again download.com can give you that.
I would reccomend avg free, i have used it for two years now and no problems there. The only concern could be if your pc is very old then it may slow it down further.
The not connecting bit is almost certainly an isp (internet service provider) problem. Do you connect wirelessly or via a cable to the service?
Any other probs pm me and i will give you my phone number and will talk you through some other things
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SWLGooner wrote:I had this too gus.. ..press control-alt-delete, go to the processes tab and see what is taking up your CPU.. ..if it's called System Idle Process it's an Internet problem.

Cheers!

It seems my interweb is shite!

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Try Chrome or Opera. Do you use a wireless connection or a wired one?
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SWLGooner wrote:Try Chrome or Opera. Do you use a wireless connection or a wired one?
With Gus it's probably a weird one!! Boom! and Boom again! :-P :wink:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:Try Chrome or Opera. Do you use a wireless connection or a wired one?
With Gus it's probably a weird one!! Boom! and Boom again! :-P :wink:


DB10 everyone! he's here all week!... :tumbleweed:
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g88ner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:Try Chrome or Opera. Do you use a wireless connection or a wired one?
With Gus it's probably a weird one!! Boom! and Boom again! :-P :wink:


DB10 everyone! he's here all week!... :tumbleweed:
thank you, thank you.... take my mother in law - I wish someone would!! Ba-boom!! :-P

Jaysus, now I need a catchphrase for my comedy stylings.... :hmmthink:

Suggestions please... :-P
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To quote and Intarweb meme - Funny DB10 is fuuuunnny.
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