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What have Chelsea and Sharon from Eastenders got in common.............
they've both been fucked by Phil and Grant

Belfast Boy wrote:What have Chelsea and Sharon from Eastenders got in common.............
they've both been fucked by Phil and Grant

I like that one!

Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!"

He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"

www.sickipedia.org ? end of discussion

Eboue








*walks off crying*

My jokes were deleted?

GE|2|2Y wrote:My jokes were deleted?

Mine too

Ah, well... roll with the punches! they were a tad offensive, I suppose.

Well what did yous expect??? jokes about shaggin 6yr, 9yr olds and even babies for cryin out loud are IMO an embarrasment to this forum and those responsible should catch themselves on, I know it was an adult joke thread but try actin like one

Belfast Boy wrote:Well what did yous expect??? jokes about shaggin 6yr, 9yr olds and even babies for cryin out loud are IMO an embarrasment to this forum and those responsible should catch themselves on, I know it was an adult joke thread but try actin like one

They were someone else's jokes, and I understand why they were deleted.

Mine was a play on words, and wouldn't have been out of place in a comedy club or a pub - it may have been offensive to some, but not an embarrassment to the forum.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not arguing with your decision as it was fair enough, really... I'm just defending myself as my joke wasn't of the type you describe in your last post!

Three class images

i think that'll do...

any guitar hero fans out there?

xDAVEYx wrote:

That is tooo awesome

g88ner wrote:

Belfast Boy wrote:Well what did yous expect??? jokes about shaggin 6yr, 9yr olds and even babies for cryin out loud are IMO an embarrasment to this forum and those responsible should catch themselves on, I know it was an adult joke thread but try actin like one

They were someone else's jokes, and I understand why they were deleted.

Mine was a play on words, and wouldn't have been out of place in a comedy club or a pub - it may have been offensive to some, but not an embarrassment to the forum.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not arguing with your decision as it was fair enough, really... I'm just defending myself as my joke wasn't of the type you describe in your last post!

I deleted a few "jokes" last nite g88ner, so it's hard to remember which was which so forgive me if I'm wrong, but was yours the one about shaggin 30, 9yr olds???

Question.

Why are there still some of these heinous jokes on page 1?

Selective modding?