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Posted: **Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:52 pm**

i can sitll see my hands for now

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:55 am**

I haven't had a *word censored* all day drinkstable.

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:14 am**

I overheard two teenage girls talking on the train one day couple years ago and they were joking around talking about how pissed they'd ever been etc. I was in the seats behind them and they couldn't see me. One of them said she was so drunk she pissed all over her boyfriend while he was banging her.

The other one topped it with;

"I was so pissed I woke up with some bloke's cock in my mouth. Still don't know who he was."

I burst out laughing and they nearly died. Their parents would be so proud of them.

Sluts.

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:17 am**

Ahhh sluts.....I remember them fondly

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:31 am**

SPUDMASHER wrote:Ahhh sluts.....I remember them fondly

Yeah... they were great, weren't they?

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:31 am**

DB10GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:Ahhh sluts.....I remember them fondly
Yeah... they were great, weren't they?

God bless them.

Posted: **Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:34 pm**

I was wasted last night, we done a game of pool where if the other person pots you take a shot. It doesnt help that Im quite shit at pool

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IS ANYONE AS DRUNK AS ME POLL