PHIBBERS! PHIBBERS! PHIBBERS!

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Post by Boomer »

DB10GOONER wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Is Boom"sey really ya son DB?
If so...How comes he lives here? :?
No.

My missus saw the photo of us together in the Gunners and reckoned he looked a bit like a younger version of me! Mad woman... :lol:

Given that I (shall we say) "enjoyed" my time in London back in the 1990's and got to "know" a few lovely London Ladies, it is possible that Boomer is my son. :shock:

If I was about 10 when I conceived him... :lol: :wink:
Boomer: "What you mean your not my real Dad?" (steps back away into the kerb in distgust)

DB: "I don't know. But I've always treated you as my own son."

(*Screech of tires in the background)
Boomer: Eh!?
DB: Watch out!!!!

CRASH!!!!

DB: BBBBOOOOOMMMMMEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Dum-Dum, Dum Dum Dum Der-Der-Der!
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Post by FOXYARSENAL »

your watching to much westbenders boomer :lol:

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Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Is Boom"sey really ya son DB?
If so...How comes he lives here? :?
No.

My missus saw the photo of us together in the Gunners and reckoned he looked a bit like a younger version of me! Mad woman... :lol:

Given that I (shall we say) "enjoyed" my time in London back in the 1990's and got to "know" a few lovely London Ladies, it is possible that Boomer is my son. :shock:

If I was about 10 when I conceived him... :lol: :wink:
Boomer: "What you mean your not my real Dad?" (steps back away into the kerb in distgust)

DB: "I don't know. But I've always treated you as my own son."

(*Screech of tires in the background)
Boomer: Eh!?
DB: Watch out!!!!

CRASH!!!!

DB: BBBBOOOOOMMMMMEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Dum-Dum, Dum Dum Dum Der-Der-Der!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
quality. 8)

I didn't want to break it to you this way son, but... OH NO! LOOK OUT - HE'S GOT A GUN!!!

Dum-Dum, Dum Dum Dum Der-Der-Der!

"What will happen on next weeks instalment of "The Bastardhole Saga"? Will Boomer find out about Cory's secret love for Savannah? Will Mr **** finally marry Basil? Will Chad leave Storm and can Zander forgive Brock?"

:shock:

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Post by JMascis666 »

I was in Phibbers on Monday afternoon and some god awful student band were practising (I use that word loosely) upstairs.

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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

Thanks for ruining it for me Boomer :roll: was going to watch it tonight.

And mrgnu will not marry Basil, he will run off into the sunset with chippy before waking up and it was all a dream...... :goingtobed:

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Basil is a Gooner wrote:Thanks for ruining it for me Boomer :roll: was going to watch it tonight.

And mrgnu will not marry Basil, he will run off into the sunset with chippy before waking up and it was all a dream...... :goingtobed:
Ruining what? Eastenders? sorry but I dont' watch it anymore!

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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

Boomer - who needs Eastenders when we've got this forum!

Anyway,I watched it last night (forgot to use the :wink: earlier), and the storyline was remarkably similar to yours.... :shock:

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Basil is a Gooner wrote:Boomer - who needs Eastenders when we've got this forum!

Anyway,I watched it last night (forgot to use the :wink: earlier), and the storyline was remarkably similar to yours.... :shock:
I know it was on as the wife was watching it. :lol:

No different to half the other deaths on the show. :roll:

You either leave by being runover or....
Leaving the square taking the scenic route around the square in the back of a taxi (usaully Charlie Slaters) before heading off in the distance. :roll: :roll:


:wink:

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ill be there at 11-ish..Hope to meet a few of ya"s :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

Is mrgnu Charlie Slater? :shock: :mrgnu:

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We are not going to phibbers,

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mrgnu1958 wrote:Dont forget to be there tommorow..........or........BE SQUARE!! :barscarf: :barscarf:
As far as I know you already are, on the whole, square. :wink: :lol:

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nobody turned up.................oh well.

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Post by olgitgooner »

mrgnu1958 wrote:nobody turned up.................oh well.
Thats a bummer, ****. :(

You must have missed the message from ds. A few posts back from here.

Will you be attending the forum gathering at the Stoke game?

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

yes i got ds"s message Old"y..But i thought id meet a few others...
Anyway on the way into Arsenal station i met a very old ex neighbour of mine and we went for a drink in Leicester square.
NO, if i can get a ticket for stoke,ill just go to the match
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