The Gooner Forum

DB10GOONER wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:Is Boom"sey really ya son DB?
If so...How comes he lives here?

No.

My missus saw the photo of us together in the Gunners and reckoned he looked a bit like a younger version of me! Mad woman...

Given that I (shall we say) "enjoyed" my time in London back in the 1990's and got to "know" a few lovely London Ladies, it is possible that Boomer is my son.

If I was about 10 when I conceived him...

Boomer: "What you mean your not my real Dad?" (steps back away into the kerb in distgust)

DB: "I don't know. But I've always treated you as my own son."

(*Screech of tires in the background)
Boomer: Eh!?
DB: Watch out!!!!

CRASH!!!!

DB: BBBBOOOOOMMMMMEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Dum-Dum, Dum Dum Dum Der-Der-Der!

your watching to much westbenders boomer

Boomer wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:Is Boom"sey really ya son DB?
If so...How comes he lives here?

No.

My missus saw the photo of us together in the Gunners and reckoned he looked a bit like a younger version of me! Mad woman...

Given that I (shall we say) "enjoyed" my time in London back in the 1990's and got to "know" a few lovely London Ladies, it is possible that Boomer is my son.

If I was about 10 when I conceived him...

Boomer: "What you mean your not my real Dad?" (steps back away into the kerb in distgust)

DB: "I don't know. But I've always treated you as my own son."

(*Screech of tires in the background)
Boomer: Eh!?
DB: Watch out!!!!

CRASH!!!!

DB: BBBBOOOOOMMMMMEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Dum-Dum, Dum Dum Dum Der-Der-Der!

quality.

I didn't want to break it to you this way son, but... OH NO! LOOK OUT - HE'S GOT A GUN!!!

Dum-Dum, Dum Dum Dum Der-Der-Der!

"What will happen on next weeks instalment of "The Bastardhole Saga"? Will Boomer find out about Cory's secret love for Savannah? Will Mr **** finally marry Basil? Will Chad leave Storm and can Zander forgive Brock?"

I was in Phibbers on Monday afternoon and some god awful student band were practising (I use that word loosely) upstairs.

Thanks for ruining it for me Boomer was going to watch it tonight.

And mrgnu will not marry Basil, he will run off into the sunset with chippy before waking up and it was all a dream......

Basil is a Gooner wrote:Thanks for ruining it for me Boomer was going to watch it tonight.

And mrgnu will not marry Basil, he will run off into the sunset with chippy before waking up and it was all a dream......

Ruining what? Eastenders? sorry but I dont' watch it anymore!

Boomer - who needs Eastenders when we've got this forum!

Anyway,I watched it last night (forgot to use the earlier), and the storyline was remarkably similar to yours....

Basil is a Gooner wrote:Boomer - who needs Eastenders when we've got this forum!

Anyway,I watched it last night (forgot to use the earlier), and the storyline was remarkably similar to yours....

I know it was on as the wife was watching it.

No different to half the other deaths on the show.

You either leave by being runover or....
Leaving the square taking the scenic route around the square in the back of a taxi (usaully Charlie Slaters) before heading off in the distance.

ill be there at 11-ish..Hope to meet a few of ya"s

Is mrgnu Charlie Slater?

We are not going to phibbers,

pm for details

mrgnu1958 wrote:Dont forget to be there tommorow..........or........BE SQUARE!!

As far as I know you already are, on the whole, square.

nobody turned up.................oh well.

mrgnu1958 wrote:nobody turned up.................oh well.

Thats a bummer, ****.

You must have missed the message from ds. A few posts back from here.

Will you be attending the forum gathering at the Stoke game?

yes i got ds"s message Old"y..But i thought id meet a few others...
Anyway on the way into Arsenal station i met a very old ex neighbour of mine and we went for a drink in Leicester square.
NO, if i can get a ticket for stoke,ill just go to the match