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Would also like to see the back of
- Almunia (not the imposing figure we need)
and arguably
- RVP. Still injured too often.
- Rosicky (see above).
Invest in
- Flamini (keen to return)
- Tevez (use funds from Adebayor)
- Shay Given (if we can prise him away).
- Any experinced hard centre back (probably Europe based).
Squad needs a good freshen up in my opinion.
Keep the faith with Diaby, Eduardo,
Are you sure?
Flamini would be after the money and was quick to fuck off to Milan,
Shay Given is too small. We need a big domineering keeper like Seaman, Van Der Sar, etc
Tevez would be too expensive even with the sale of Ade.
Would also like to see the back of
- Almunia (not the imposing figure we need)
and arguably
- RVP. Still injured too often.
- Rosicky (see above).
Invest in
- Flamini (keen to return)
- Tevez (use funds from Adebayor)
- Shay Given (if we can prise him away).
- Any experinced hard centre back (probably Europe based).
Squad needs a good freshen up in my opinion.
Keep the faith with Diaby, Eduardo,
You have as much chance of that happening as getting a blow-job from a nun....
It’s not that hard to get a blowjob from a nun Frank, all you’ve gotta do is help Spuddy’s missus get back into the habit.
OneBardGooner wrote:"You have as much chance of that happening as getting a blow-job from a nun"
You obviously don't know the Nuns who used to teach at my schoool
Tell me more OBG, I'm intrigued now....
Actually save it for another time, I'm off out to go to Madness's new CD launch party tonight...... I'll get some pics and post them in the basement when I get a mo...
wave of mutilation wrote:I think it's generally accepted that as a ___ man, William Gallas' ___ is more likely to larger than average
There was a rumour going around that Gallas didn't live up to the ___ stereotype and in fact had a ____ like that of a squirrel. Apparently the reason he left Chelsea and didn't get on with a lot of Arsenal players is because they took the piss out of the size of his ____. Just a rumour.
Gallas has a body part we shall only refer to as "P". Galla's forearm is 16 inches long - the body part in question less than half this size.
The former arsenal captain said
"When some players come up to you and talk to you about the size of your manhood... complaining about it... and then during the match you speak to this body part and the part of the body in question shirvels up, there comes a time where we can no longer comprehend how this can happen,"