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Pal Lydersen wrote:classic frank

Cheers mate..

REBEL GOONER wrote:english beer been so light it could carry itself

OUCH!!! Now THAT is FUNNY!!!

DB10GOONER wrote:

SPUDMASHER wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

REBEL GOONER wrote:english beer been so light it could carry itself

Oh we have a winner there! Step forward the REBELGOONER, sir!!

English beer;

"Eh oop, dus thar fancy t'pint of warm salty piss our lad?"

BEER IS MEANT TO BE COLD!!!!

Erm......Heathen!

Beer is supposed to be room temperature. Piss lager should be served cold.

Philistine!

The only country in the world that serves tepid beer is England. CAMRA haven't got a fucking clue - a crowd of fat old wankers desperately clinging onto Little England by the medium of drinking warm piss. And your average sheep believes every word they say

Beer (lager being kiddie ***** that should be served ICE cold) should be cold. Try a pint of Bass, Smithwicks or Caffreys cold and come back to me. yumma yumma.

Try a pint of Brains SA (Strong Ale - by their local brewer) I drank it whenever we played at Cardiff's Millenium Stadium and it is fucking Mucho Strong - the locals call it Skull Attack Either that or Brains Dark - Like Mother's Milk

And believe me it fucking is Strong!

warm beer is for people who have never tried cold beer.

Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:warm beer is for people who have never tried cold beer.

and beer is not drunk by Americans. They drink piss that they call beer.
Cold piss is preferable to warm piss any day but beer itself should not be drunk cold. You cannot taste it properly if it is cold.

SPUDMASHER wrote:

Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:warm beer is for people who have never tried cold beer.

and beer is not drunk by Americans. They drink piss that they call beer.
Cold piss is preferable to warm piss any day but beer itself should not be drunk cold. You cannot taste it properly if it is cold.

sorry spuddy but thats lumping about 350 million people into a single type of beer drinker.

bud and miller light is for kegs and parties to get fucked up on and drink a lot of. which is typically what happens. but people do prefer better beers if they want it to taste good. but they cost more money and do make you full a lot quicker, and are worse for you.

we have thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of types of beers here and some are light, some are heavy. some have no flavor, some have lots.

well I'm sorry if I've offended 0.01% of them that drink proper beer as it is known in the rest of the world.