It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
mrgnu1958 wrote:noooo...i meant SINCE i had the meal
Fuck me, please no photos ****
How are we ever gonna make you into a star if you let **** fuck you but wont let him film it?
Porky’s Coming Out Of Your Mouth might have "flopped" (in a strictly financial sense of course ) but you never know Rude, Lewd & In The Gnude might just be your lucky break!
mrgnu1958 wrote:Well.........ive been home since 8pm and have been on the Bog 4 times for 15 minutes apiece
My fecking Ringpiece has been burning like NEVER before.
Im not fecking going back there i can tell ya"s.
btw...me belly aches to fuck still.
Avoid cinnamon spice in Elm Park.
Put this in your next lonely hearts ad and the women will be all over you gnuey!
Get your own back call the enviromental health department of your local council and say you saw a cockroach in the toilet area of the curry house. Look up Blattella germanica for a description
are you praying for solids? Could you sip it off a spoon? Arse like the japanese flag?
Then you need Dr Hull. Born in Kent but drove past Hull once, Dr Hull is a leader in the world of the sour apple quick step. Spend one hour with Dr Hull and you will see the benefits of his years of experience. Dr Hull has a tried and tested method for dealing with issues involving Mr Brown knocking on the window with the only side effect being a slightly orange colour of the skin.
Say goodbye to fizzy gravy and hello to bovril bullets with Dr Hull.
Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling
mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling
I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!
mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling
mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling
Mate, most of the fucking Irish can't speak Irish!!
mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling
Oh and there is no "Scottish" language as such. They'd be speaking Scots or Lowland Scots (a Germanic rooted language spoken in Scotland and some parts of Ulster). Or it might have been Scottish Gaelic, a variation of the Celtic language or just Engerlish with a mad accent...
) but you never know Rude, Lewd & In The Gnude might just be your lucky break!
