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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

ds wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:noooo...i meant SINCE i had the meal

Fuck me, please no photos ****

How are we ever gonna make you into a star if you let **** fuck you but wont let him film it?

Porky’s Coming Out Of Your Mouth might have "flopped" (in a strictly financial sense of course ) but you never know Rude, Lewd & In The Gnude might just be your lucky break!

mrgnu1958 wrote:Well.........ive been home since 8pm and have been on the Bog 4 times for 15 minutes apiece
My fecking Ringpiece has been burning like NEVER before.
Im not fecking going back there i can tell ya"s.

btw...me belly aches to fuck still.

Avoid cinnamon spice in Elm Park.

Put this in your next lonely hearts ad and the women will be all over you gnuey!

Get your own back call the enviromental health department of your local council and say you saw a cockroach in the toilet area of the curry house. Look up Blattella germanica for a description

are you praying for solids? Could you sip it off a spoon? Arse like the japanese flag?

Then you need Dr Hull. Born in Kent but drove past Hull once, Dr Hull is a leader in the world of the sour apple quick step. Spend one hour with Dr Hull and you will see the benefits of his years of experience. Dr Hull has a tried and tested method for dealing with issues involving Mr Brown knocking on the window with the only side effect being a slightly orange colour of the skin.

Say goodbye to fizzy gravy and hello to bovril bullets with Dr Hull.

Sounds like you had a cracking evening on the kharzi ****'y thanks for the updates!

I do like a good Curry, the Indian local to me is first class and i usually partake in

Poppodoms
Chicken and Lamb Tikka
Prawn Madras
Keema Rice
Onion Bahjis

Beautiful!!!

THE BEST indian is actually in .....WHITESTABLE high street.

mrgnu1958 wrote:THE BEST indian is actually in .....WHITESTABLE high street.

Never had one in Whitstable but i do regularly visit a nice one in Herne Bay, went there last week, lovely meal!

Is there anything you havent done in Whitstable ****'y?

Swale_Gooner1985 wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:THE BEST indian is actually in .....WHITESTABLE high street.

Never had one in Whitstable but i do regularly visit a nice one in Herne Bay, went there last week, lovely meal!

Is there anything you havent done in Whitstable ****'y?

He hasn't done Basil in Whitstable.........yet!

gimme time.

Take your Ruby like a man, ****!!

Love the following;

Chicken Pakora
Chicken Tikka
Onion Bahjis
Garlic Naan
Lamb Bhuna
Chicken Balti
Basmati Rice
Beef Madras

Ah - I'll be here all day!! I love it all!!

Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

I have been for an Indian several times in Glasgow **** and I almost pissed myself!

It is even better in a Chinese too!

mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

Mate, most of the fucking Irish can't speak Irish!!

mrgnu1958 wrote:Do the indians at ya irish restaurants speak irish?
Coz when i 1st visited scotland and heard em talking broad scottish,
well i could hardly eat me meal for smiling

Oh and there is no "Scottish" language as such. They'd be speaking Scots or Lowland Scots (a Germanic rooted language spoken in Scotland and some parts of Ulster). Or it might have been Scottish Gaelic, a variation of the Celtic language or just Engerlish with a mad accent...