ive applied to stand on the 4th plinth....BUT

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:23 pm

usually yes...But i feel a bit rough right now due to alcohol.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:40 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:usually yes...But i feel a bit rough right now due to alcohol.

mrgnu, your signature picture, were you going to have a poowank?

Post by **REB** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:18 pm

olgitgooner wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:usually yes...But i feel a bit rough right now due to alcohol.
mrgnu, your signature picture, were you going to have a poowank?

always the onlinegooner pioneer mrgnu

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:39 pm

No Poowank..But i WAS reading spankers monthly

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:09 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:No Poowank..But i WAS reading spankers monthly

Whilst spanking your monkey?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:42 am

Just climb up there and look like a c*nt... seems to have worked for the rest of them!

12thGooner · Post by **12thGooner** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:06 pm

i'm in the draw for this too. i'd just have a shit on scum shirt. there's nothing in the conditions about not deficating. and just think of the exposure you'd get. I just wouldn't go driving down seven (gay)sisters afterwards

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:12 pm

tomkingsbury wrote:its when you get ur willy hard and rub him till magic stuff spurts out the end - its best if you shoot ur load on ur chest and rub it in

tomkingsbury was a special one wasn't he.....

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:42 pm

my sister thought of applying because she is right in the middle of moving house, preparing a wedding and being a full-time mum, she could do with some time to herself

pixie · Post by **pixie** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:55 pm

You could have told us you`d been accepted mrgnu.......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 197748.stm

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:19 am

hahaha very funny pix"y

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:51 am

Maybe get up there and give the watching arseholes a lecture about going and getting a fucking job and not being a burden on the tax payer?

Or just rub one out and flick the ensuing baby batter at the crowd. See some fuckers moving quickly then...

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:23 am

But wouldnt they laugh at my miniture Manhood?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:07 am

mrgnu1958 wrote:But wouldnt they laugh at my miniture Manhood?

They may do, mrgnu, they may do. But that would only be the ultra hard bastards; the rest would be running to aoid the dollops of quem flying their way.

*"Quem" - old Dublin word for semen (and not used nearly enough nowadays by the modern yoof!)