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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:23 pm
by mrgnu1958
usually yes...But i feel a bit rough right now due to alcohol.
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:40 pm
by olgitgooner
mrgnu1958 wrote:usually yes...But i feel a bit rough right now due to alcohol.
mrgnu, your signature picture, were you going to have a poowank?
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:18 pm
by REB
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:39 pm
by mrgnu1958
No Poowank..But i WAS reading spankers monthly
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:09 pm
by greatgooner
mrgnu1958 wrote:No Poowank..But i WAS reading spankers monthly
Whilst spanking your monkey?
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:42 am
by DB10GOONER
Just climb up there and look like a c*nt... seems to have worked for the rest of them!
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:06 pm
by 12thGooner
i'm in the draw for this too. i'd just have a shit on scum shirt. there's nothing in the conditions about not deficating. and just think of the exposure you'd get. I just wouldn't go driving down seven (gay)sisters afterwards
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:12 pm
by NBM
tomkingsbury wrote:its when you get ur willy hard and rub him till magic stuff spurts out the end - its best if you shoot ur load on ur chest and rub it in
tomkingsbury was a special one wasn't he.....
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:42 pm
by xDAVEYx
my sister thought of applying because she is right in the middle of moving house, preparing a wedding and being a full-time mum, she could do with some time to herself
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:55 pm
by pixie
You could have told us you`d been accepted mrgnu.......
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 197748.stm
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:19 am
by mrgnu1958
hahaha very funny pix"y
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:51 am
by DB10GOONER
Maybe get up there and give the watching arseholes a lecture about going and getting a fucking job and not being a burden on the tax payer?
Or just rub one out and flick the ensuing baby batter at the crowd. See some fuckers moving quickly then...
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:23 am
by mrgnu1958
But wouldnt they laugh at my miniture Manhood?
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:07 am
by DB10GOONER
mrgnu1958 wrote:But wouldnt they laugh at my miniture Manhood?
They may do, mrgnu, they may do. But that would only be the ultra hard bastards; the rest would be running to aoid the dollops of quem flying their way.
*"Quem" - old Dublin word for semen (and not used nearly enough nowadays by the modern yoof!)