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Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:57 pm**

if you like them also have a look at

http://www.fmylife.com

(fuck my life)

Posted: **Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:54 pm**

(843): so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
(1-843): i am grossed the fuck out

(919): The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:46 am**

What a site! Hilarious!

(416): She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:20 am**

(209): he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

If you knew how much I needed to puke after reading that.....

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:22 am**

(816): normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:24 am**

(714): found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.

:lol::lol:

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:57 am**

(828): There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
(402): Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
(402): The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:38 pm**

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my c*m and whispered "Simba"

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:01 pm**

Best site ever.

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:23 pm**

NBM wrote:(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my c*m and whispered "Simba"

That, is simply fantastic!!!

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:27 pm**

CraigPollard wrote:
NBM wrote:(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my c*m and whispered "Simba"

That, is simply fantastic!!!

I keep going "Siiiiiiiimba" in the office before giggling hysterically!

Posted: **Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:13 pm**

Really made me smile!

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:14 am**

digger wrote:(209): he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

If you knew how much I needed to puke after reading that.....

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:59 pm**

This website is class!

Great find

(408): hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over

(650): nah, i'm gonna grab some food

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:47 pm**

(218): Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
(763): ew wtf

Fekin hilarious site, am crying reading this in the garden on me laptop, neighbours must think i have finally cracked up

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