Strangely, as a realist with undertones of abject pessimism, I think we will finish 3rd but that depends on certain conditions out of our control.
If Citeh gel under Hughes they will finish top 4. If not they will be mid table. Alternatively if Hughes is sacked they may get in someone like Moron-hio and should finish top 4. This will impact on us and/or the Mousers for that 3rd or 4th spot, I think.
1. Chavs. I think the Chavs have the squad, the experience and the depth to win it (and yes I can taste vomit in my mouth as I type that).
2. Manure. Will struggle without Ladyboy's goals and Tevez's late game work rate but they have enough quality to mount a serious challenge.
3. Us. I'm fucking mad in the head.

Ok, if we keep everone fit (

) we might snatch third mainly due to the mousers looking weaker and Citeh not delivering the goods. Big
IF all round, I know!
4. Mousers. Will miss Alonso alot and with Torres and Gerrard now getting more injury prone by the day I think they will struggle without them. They are a two man team. They had their best chance last season and blew it. Benitez will never win the PL because he cannot think strategically, only tactically, and he often gets that wrong! He is a great cup manager at best.
5. Citeh, Everton or Villa. Who cares?
19. Tottingham Shitsplats. Please God, do this one for your old buddy, DB10. Please?
