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ds wrote:

REBEL GOONER wrote:do they leave on the burka when your having sex

Lets face it, some birds need a burkha. Would you have sex with the person who must not be named? Gives ugly birds a chance.

DS the problem is that most Arab ladies are gorgeous whereas those that should be wearing the burkha (fat middle aged Brit skanks)are walking around in shorts and t shirts.

omg I am so dead

Chippy wrote:

ds wrote:

REBEL GOONER wrote:do they leave on the burka when your having sex

Lets face it, some birds need a burkha. Would you have sex with the person who must not be named? Gives ugly birds a chance.

DS the problem is that most Arab ladies are gorgeous whereas those that should be wearing the burkha (fat middle aged Brit skanks)are walking around in shorts and t shirts.

omg I am so dead

When did I mention Arabs? I mentioned a septic. I meant any ugly bird, no matter what colour or creed. But it would also be good if we could invent a male version and pass a law that no ugly men allowed out in public without one.

DS you might have to be banned for dissing ****''y like that,

Chippy wrote:DS you might have to be banned for dissing ****''y like that,

Public disclaimer.........ds would like it known that at no time did she mention **** and she is aware that no men who frequent this forum would need to wear the male version.

I still think that Brown should be kicked out and the bloke who passed this new law should be UK Prime Minister with immediate effect.

1st law of our land would be: Starve her if no sex.

2nd law: If she refuses to take it up the shitter she has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise she's stoned to death

Eboue-Why? wrote:I still think that Brown should be kicked out and the bloke who passed this new law should be UK Prime Minister with immediate effect.

1st law of our land would be: Starve her if no sex.

2nd law: If she refuses to take it up the shitter she has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise she's stoned to death

In my world

1st law.... starve the twat if he is sexist, ugly or disagrees with me

2nd law..... To take a peice of his own medicine and .....If he refuses to take it up the shitter he has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise he's stoned to death

3rd law.... If eboue why answers this post he will be castrated

ds wrote:

Eboue-Why? wrote:I still think that Brown should be kicked out and the bloke who passed this new law should be UK Prime Minister with immediate effect.

1st law of our land would be: Starve her if no sex.

2nd law: If she refuses to take it up the shitter she has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise she's stoned to death

In my world

1st law.... starve the twat if he is sexist, ugly or disagrees with me

2nd law..... To take a peice of his own medicine and .....If he refuses to take it up the shitter he has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise he's stoned to death

3rd law.... If eboue why answers this post he will be castrated

4th law.....No castration allowed

- talking of which, I was out with my dog earlier who we castrated years ago and he met a young bitch who was in season and gagging for it, she was all over him and he just didn't want to know. Made me feel guilty as hell but there you go!

I am in the process of starving my wife and treat her to a 10 minutes stoning once a day but she still wont have sex. Can't or won't - same thing if you ask me.

So these laws are not all they are cracked up to be.

Her sister on the other hand is always walking round with a wide on claiming she is as wet as an otters pocket.

I am cooking her a three course meal and giving her first dibs on the larger stones.

Eboue-Why? wrote:

ds wrote:

Eboue-Why? wrote:I still think that Brown should be kicked out and the bloke who passed this new law should be UK Prime Minister with immediate effect.

1st law of our land would be: Starve her if no sex.

2nd law: If she refuses to take it up the shitter she has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise she's stoned to death

In my world

1st law.... starve the twat if he is sexist, ugly or disagrees with me

2nd law..... To take a peice of his own medicine and .....If he refuses to take it up the shitter he has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise he's stoned to death

3rd law.... If eboue why answers this post he will be castrated

4th law.....No castration allowed
- talking of which, I was out with my dog earlier who we castrated years ago and he met a young bitch who was in season and gagging for it, she was all over him and he just didn't want to know. Made me feel guilty as hell but there you go!

Not in my world matey

dbrien wrote:I am in the process of starving my wife and treat her to a 10 minutes stoning once a day but she still wont have sex. Can't or won't - same thing if you ask me.

So these laws are not all they are cracked up to be.

Her sister on the other hand is always walking round with a wide on claiming she is as wet as an otters pocket.
I am cooking her a three course meal and giving her first dibs on the larger stones.

6-1 ds and you're still in a foul mood? How you gonna be when we finish outside of the top 4?!

Eboue-Why? wrote:6-1 ds and you're still in a foul mood? How you gonna be when we finish outside of the top 4?!

This is me in a good mood mate, and we are not going to finish outside the top 4.

RNTGOONER wrote:oil pipeline ... taliban do not want it built

Yep and also it's a very important place strategically due to where it is.

We don't give a shit about the Afghan people or terrorism which is a problem which we have created on the scale it is in the first place. We want control of or the ability to manipulate Afghanistan for our own interests, if the Taliban had allowed that they would still be in power and we wouldn't care what kind of regime they were like we didn't when we armed, supported and trained them in the first place.

Chippy wrote:This reminds me where is Cus Geezer when you need him.

For those that don't know he was our resident politically correct socialist who would probably have had a heart attack half way through that post.

I'm right here baby.

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Cus Geezer wrote:

Chippy wrote:This reminds me where is Cus Geezer when you need him.

For those that don't know he was our resident politically correct socialist who would probably have had a heart attack half way through that post.

I'm right here baby.

Tranquiliser pills on stand by

You're not the real CG he would have given us an essay in the whole geo-political situation. Imposter!

Welcome back mate.