Sayings you hate in sport.

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swearydad
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In the newspapers, I think it's a stupid comment when the journalists refer to last season as "last term." And "The Theatre of Dreams," I can't stand that one, used by commentators and writers. It's called Old Trafford until the club decides to rename it. And in the World Athletics Championships, everything is "apsolutely brilliant, "apsolutely superb," and similar. Paul Dickenson and Steve Cram are the worst. Shut the crap, lads, just tell us you thought it was a fucking great performance.

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Post by Tallest gooner »

'How will they handle a wet and windy up north, when players 'get amongst them' :banghead:

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Eboue went down a little easily

Rosicky will be back.......(just insert you own date)

swearydad
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Post by swearydad »

When the ball gets crossed over into a crowded 18-yard box: "it's in the mix."

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Post by Exiled in Cornwall »

swearydad wrote:In the newspapers, I think it's a stupid comment when the journalists refer to last season as "last term." And "The Theatre of Dreams," I can't stand that one, used by commentators and writers. It's called Old Trafford until the club decides to rename it. And in the World Athletics Championships, everything is "apsolutely brilliant, "apsolutely superb," and similar. Paul Dickenson and Steve Cram are the worst. Shut the crap, lads, just tell us you thought it was a fucking great performance.
What I hate in athletics commentaries is when they think they have to say "and a great finish in 7th for the British atlethe". Poor old Micheal Johnson squirms when we are thrilled with mediocre results. Third is not the best he could have hoped for, first is. "A bronze medal is like a dream come true". Dream for gold you loser

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Post by olgitgooner »

"robust tackle"....to describe an English player attempting to snap a johnie foreigner's leg in two or three places. :evil: :evil:

"unnecessary challenge".... to describe a robust tackle from a foreigner. :evil: :evil:

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Post by xDAVEYx »

yeah, rooney's 'desire to win' which was awfully similar to vieira's 'dangerous lunges'

:roll:

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Post by RoscommonGooner »

Paul Scholes' "loosing a yard of pace" after he poleaxes someome else :roll:

"Luke Wilshire" - WTF?

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Post by afc-bob »

Its a game of two halves

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Post by TeeCee »

Arsene knows...... :banghead:

The new 'Viera/Zidane/Adams' etc

Harry's favourite...'down to the bare bones'

Arsenes favourite 'mental strength'

or 'players are tired' (after working for 180 mins in a week :banghead: :banghead:

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Post by Captain Fabregas »

afc-bob wrote:Its a game of two halves
that can be true though

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Post by SteveO 35 »

Anything churned out by those wankers that sit smugly on MOTD i.e. Hansen, Lawrenson, Shearer. Getting paid a fucking fortune to come up with

"TWO BANKS OF FOUR"

"GETTING IN THEIR FACES"

"SETTING THEIR STOOL OUT, EARLY DOORS"

And that's what they call 'expert opinion'. All wankers

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Post by flash gunner »

When coming back from injury makes someone a "new signing" :roll: :banghead:

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sheepshagger wrote:And the match referee today is mike riley


AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FECK FECK FEFECK! F FECK!! FECK!!!
THAT Spineless TWAT cost us our unbeaten run - the spineless Little FECKIN SHIT OF A SPUNK BUBBLE !!!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

OH PS: (Wayne rooney being interviewed) AN Uhhhmmmm an Uhhhhhmmmm an Uhhhmmmmmmmm scouse shatbag :banghead:

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Post by digger »

OneBardGooner wrote:OH PS: (Wayne rooney being interviewed) AN Uhhhmmmm an Uhhhhhmmmm an Uhhhmmmmmmmm scouse shatbag :banghead:
Gerrard and Carragher are exactly the fuckign same. :banghead:

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