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What REALLY Gets me is when you lose yer hair on yer head - the hair in yer fecking nose and ears starts growing like percy throwers been at it with some fertilizer stuff....

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:Will do mate, I knew it was happening, but..... Oh well... it saves money on shampoo, conditioner, gel and making contributions on the ''what's the difference between shampoo and conditioner'' thread...

Thing is the 666 tattoo I had on my head when I was 17 is now visible

Bloody hell...... time for laser treatment mate.....

yeah I would but mr OBG senior (aka: satan said NO!)

OneBardGooner wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:one makes yer pubes 'springy & soft' the other makes em dangle like wet spagetti

I thought pubes were a thing of the past

Doesn't EVERYONE shave, these days?????

There's NO WAY a razor (safety or otherwise) is going anywhere near my Veg & meat!

CHICKEN!!!!!!

olgitgooner wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:one makes yer pubes 'springy & soft' the other makes em dangle like wet spagetti

I thought pubes were a thing of the past

Doesn't EVERYONE shave, these days?????

Shaved mine last Sunday....

olgitgooner wrote: My Dad was bald before he was forty. AND he used to have a Bobby Charlton style! He's been dead for over twenty years. I still miss the old sod.

Yeah I know that one Olgit - I miss mine even now (especially match days and in the darts tournaments etc) and he's been gone 8 years...he used to love Nobby stiles and chopper arris purely for their gentle artistic approach to defending...

olgitgooner wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:one makes yer pubes 'springy & soft' the other makes em dangle like wet spagetti

I thought pubes were a thing of the past

Doesn't EVERYONE shave, these days?????

There's NO WAY a razor (safety or otherwise) is going anywhere near my Veg & meat!

CHICKEN!!!!!!

One Hairy Chicken and salami !! That's ME!!!

OneBardGooner wrote:What REALLY Gets me is when you lose yer hair on yer head - the hair in yer fecking nose and ears starts growing like percy throwers been at it with some fertilizer stuff....

You're so right there OBG, that's a bastard, I pluck mine personlly, coz I fucking hate ear hair, a my mate went to Turkey for his hols and they burn the bastards off over there... I might just try that myself.....

WHAT!!???Burn the ears off...that's a tad extreme isn't it...all for listening to christianised music !?

OBG,....

Did you all know these facts about getting older?..........

Your ears increases in size,

your nose increases in size,

your bollocks droop lower,

your height decreases,

AND your penis shrinks!!!!

Thank God for the penis shrinking! I've stopped scaring the bejesus out of the fairer sex!!

olgitgooner wrote:Did you all know these facts about getting older?..........

Your ears increases in size,

your nose increases in size,

your bollocks droop lower,

your height decreases,

AND your penis shrinks!!!!

Thank God for the penis shrinking! I've stopped scaring the bejesus out of the fairer sex!!

Yeah and the knob end gets real sore dragging around on the ground all the time!!!...

olgitgooner wrote:Did you all know these facts about getting older?..........

Your ears increases in size,

your nose increases in size,

your bollocks droop lower,

your height decreases,

AND your penis shrinks!!!!

Thank God for the penis shrinking! I've stopped scaring the bejesus out of the fairer sex!!

Brilliant Kev...

franksav63 wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Did you all know these facts about getting older?..........

Your ears increases in size,

your nose increases in size,

your bollocks droop lower,

your height decreases,

AND your penis shrinks!!!!

Thank God for the penis shrinking! I've stopped scaring the bejesus out of the fairer sex!!

Brilliant Kev...

Oh no he hasn't frank cos he still keeps licking his eyebrows....

OneBardGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Did you all know these facts about getting older?..........

Your ears increases in size,

your nose increases in size,

your bollocks droop lower,

your height decreases,

AND your penis shrinks!!!!

Thank God for the penis shrinking! I've stopped scaring the bejesus out of the fairer sex!!

Brilliant Kev...

Oh no he hasn't frank cos he still keeps licking his eyebrows....

I forgot to mention the other thing about getting old.

Your tongue increases in length.

Ever noticed that Peter Stringfellow is always surrounded by very young, very willing girls?

It's not ALL to do with money!