Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:07 pm
Yeah I knowwwww, but you know what it's like when yer Badly Hungover - Strange things happen (especially after tequila - yes I ate the wormfranksav63 wrote:Blimey, you could just have said that he affected the Space-time continuum by not going, but I get ya drift...OneBardGooner wrote:It's all your fault Gnuey......OHHHH YESSS IT IS!!!mrgnu1958 wrote:serves ya right Bard"y
By not going on the coach you altered the choreology of the Universe, and so (unintentionally admittedly) made a (very) slight tear in the fabric upon which fate is scribed....in doing so, that which was pre-ordained (us to score first and stick another two on the shitty with them making a very, VERY late reply in the 91st minute with a single lucky goal) and so written upon the parchment that binds this reality within it's pages of Life's appointments - You - YES YOU GNUEY!!!!....caused that ripple to expand out beyond the control of mere mortality, and so the evil scumbagdevil that is greedycruntslop - stole the opportunity...to do his evil doings.
Oh yes, and what's more in order to try and re-dress the balance of this tiny world that spins uon the axis of an unseen (but very VERY tiny) crystal needle - Myself and many other hundreds - Nay!!! THOUSANDS of Gooners HAD TO Get Sh*t Faced...so that the ripple could be calmed, and the torn fabric of fate be restored to it's original state, so that it being the main sail of destiny's magical craft of continuity - would thus return to the course upon which we were set...BUT! Oh yes and there's always a "But"..the Gods demanded a High Price...and so I and many other Gooners - dipped deep into our pockets and placed what coinage we had left - and bought much vine juice (tequila in my case)and lend ourselves totally over the HELL!
See what we Gooners will do for our mates, team and club!
Thus we shall finish 2nd in the prem this season...providing of course you go and see the team play as often as possible and offer many salutations and prayers to THE GODS OF FOOTIE!!!
ps: see you down the rocket for the next game - your round!
and ...and.....damn I've got the munchies again....all I've done is eat, sleep, eat, sleep and think about the time - space continuum! 
btw: I also think I've sussed that Gnuey's taxi is a london cabbie's version of the T.A,R.D.I.S....so from now on maybe we should call him Doctor Gnuey!
Oh gaaaawdie laaawdie my feckin brain is throbbing....
