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Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:37 am**

DB10GOONER wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Sitting outside Basils house just watching?
and waiting ...
and masturbating...

4 days of solid masturbating

That must beat your record Mr Kellyslop

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:57 am**

NOOOOOOOOOO..i aint wanked in daysssss.
It was.........SCOTLAND at a wedding do.
AWWWWW..now im home i miss those mountains

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:03 am**

mrgnu1958 wrote:NOOOOOOOOOO..i aint wanked in daysssss.
It was.........SCOTLAND at a wedding do.
AWWWWW..now im home i miss those mountains

The last time you wanked was at a wedding do

What did the guests say...

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:08 am**

mrgnu1958 wrote:NOOOOOOOOOO..i aint wanked in daysssss.
It was.........SCOTLAND at a wedding do.
AWWWWW..now im home i miss those mountains

we dont believe you

we need proof .
not about the wanking but about scotland

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:20 am**

SPUDMASHER wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Sitting outside Basils house just watching?
and waiting ...
and masturbating...

4 days of solid masturbating

That must beat your record Mr Kellyslop

No need, mate - Mrs Kellyslop looks after that end of things. The lucky lucky lady.

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:19 am**

mrgnu1958 wrote: AWWWWW..now im home i miss those mountains

Is that a euphemism?

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:32 am**

Is it David Guest?

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:32 am**

franksav63 wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:
You're not stuck in Craven's Cottage's turnstyle again ?

Did you wear a Kilt Gnuey??

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:21 pm**

No..i wore black trousers and a black Ben Sherman shirt.

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:44 pm**

mrgnu1958 wrote:No..i wore black trousers and a black Ben Sherman shirt.

So u were outside basil's house, watching, waiting, and masterbating, while wearing black trousers and a black ben sherman shirt.
So u like class do u ****'y?

I can see u now, eyeing up Maggie Thatchers shitter.....ready to pounce

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:16 am**

CelticTiger wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:No..i wore black trousers and a black Ben Sherman shirt.
So u were outside basil's house, watching, waiting, and masterbating, while wearing black trousers and a black ben sherman shirt.
So u like class do u ****'y?

I can see u now, eyeing up Maggie Thatchers shitter.....ready to pounce

"So u were outside basil's house, watching, waiting, and masterbating, while wearing black trousers and a black ben sherman shirt."

I don't know why but those two lines are like lyrics from a song!!

"The Ballad of Mrgnu".

To the tune of â€œAny Shit Generic C&W Balladâ€

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:21 am**

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:50 am**

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:39 pm**

Quality, DB!

Get down to Abbey Rd... that song needs recording!

(I particularly liked Flash/Franks backing vocals

)

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:13 pm**

g88ner wrote:Quality, DB!

Get down to Abbey Rd... that song needs recording!

(I particularly liked Flash/Franks backing vocals )

Oi... Piss off, I used to agree with you..

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