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Mrs won't try it Apparently it hurts... whenever I suggest anal, she compliments me on the size of my manhood....

digger wrote:Mrs won't try it Apparently it hurts... whenever I suggest anal, she compliments me on the size of my manhood....

You should re-assure her that with the size of her arse, the size of your dick really isn't an issue as it'll be like waving a snooker cue around in a cathedral.

g88ner wrote:

digger wrote:Mrs won't try it Apparently it hurts... whenever I suggest anal, she compliments me on the size of my manhood....

You should re-assure her that with the size of her arse, the size of your dick really isn't an issue as it'll be like waving a snooker cue around in a cathedral.

...and have an ambulance on standby

digger wrote:Mrs won't try it Apparently it hurts... whenever I suggest anal, she compliments me on the size of my manhood....

Blimey, it hurts her, even as a suggestion... good work there, Digger (or is that how you come by your forum handle)

Chunky Monkey wrote:LOL you never know there are some right odd balls on here, especially the ladies

and Mrgnu only has a 2 incher, so surely you wouldn't even feel it

only if shes real tight....

Exiled-Gooner wrote:First time i did it,it was great but didn't like the brown smartie on me bellend also didn't know why the bird i did it to was crying

I think you should get permission first

Exiled-Gooner wrote:First time i did it,it was great but didn't like the brown smartie on me bellend also didn't know why the bird i did it to was crying

Bloody hell, that must have been a small target? Although I never knew you were into beastiality, Exile!!

Perhaps you should hook up with our other 'animal lover' Mutley?

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Sutch wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

Sutch wrote:I can now confirm the OGF officially has it's own tribe of anal lovers. Hate to think what you use the totem poles for

To build our houses and do the plumbing, of course!!

I thought DB10 had already plugged all your holes

No, you're confusing me with Spuddy!!

and confusing me with Muttley!!

Tried it once on an ex-GF but I wasn't too keen to be honest (and neither was she!).

It's a bit prison-gay isn't it? Why go in the shit when there is a perfectly good poon so nearby?

Did it with an ex and again when I first met the wife. Too tight to really enjoy it that much (or for very long )