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This is very wrong of me.

A young man has died. And it is tragic. And I don't like sick humour, if it's personal.

And laughter is a strange reaction to tragedy.

So. Please forgive me, Stephen Gately........

There was a wee singer called Gately,
Who hasn't been singing much lately,
After a bottle of rum,
And a cock up his bum,
His trip to the sun ended fatally.


Sorry.

i read it was boxing related?

he took a savage beating in the ring...

Seems his boyfriend kept buying him round after round of Tequila, but when he’d had enough why didn’t he just say “no thanksâ€

So will I!

(God forgive me for these)

Apparently he was on a huge bender before he died. The bender is said to be devastated.

He went out the same way as Aryton Senna..... with skid marks on his helmet

His parents want to bury him in the family plot in Dublin. They say it will be the cleanest hole he's been in in years!!


Sometimes the truth is funnier than made up stuff.

I almost coughed my coffee over my desk this morning when I
heard that he died of a pulmonary oedema.. which, after a quick
google, is, wait for it..
... an accumulation of fluid on the lungs. J


Stephen Gately is dead, his boyfriend woke up to the largest stiffy of his life!

What’s pink and goes round and round on a carousel?

Stephen Gateleys suitcase

Breaking News.....


Michael Jackson is said to be distraught after meeting Stephen Gateley at the gates of Heaven.............


.....he thought they said someone from a boys home was coming

Homophobic content deleted by mod. Cop on, mate - a dodgy joke is a dodgy joke, but there is a line.

why is it Homphobia is condone on here

but Racism isn't

what a bummer

Chunky Monkey wrote:why is it Homphobia is condone on here

but Racism isn't

It's alright, we hate black queers too


(I'm joking of course................... just one black queer)