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If you can lose 16lbs in 3 weeks, why do you need a gastric band? Just keep up the exercise/non eating loads of shit!

Seriously, the more I read about those things, the more trouble they seem worth

mrgnu1958 wrote:ok ya have had enough time to guess..

its...............................16 pounds.

Well done matey, keep up the good work.

I read somewhere that masterbating helped weight loss - the 'pull & pull again' theory.

Did you use that by chance? In which case, I would imagine that losing 16 pounds is fairly disappointing where you are concerned, with the amount of 'tugging' you do?

I Hate Hleb wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:ok ya have had enough time to guess..

its...............................16 pounds.

Well done matey, keep up the good work.

I read somewhere that masterbating helped weight loss - the 'pull & pull again' theory.

Did you use that by chance? In which case, I would imagine that losing 16 pounds is fairly disappointing where you are concerned, with the amount of 'tugging' you do?

To be fair Hlebby that theory was probably based on the average sized cock, not Gnuey's oversized clitoris.

Now that puts things in perspective and would explain it!!

bullshit. i masturbate at least twice a day and i'm still a little chubby

why get a band in as digger said when you can lose that amount in 3 weeks?? am a personal trainer and dont understand how anybody could opt for an operation like that when you can exercise and eat well to do the same job?

FOXYARSENAL wrote:why get a band in as digger said when you can lose that amount in 3 weeks?? am a personal trainer and dont understand how anybody could opt for an operation like that when you can exercise and eat well to do the same job?

Aha, therein lies the problem!!

spose your right hleb but he would still have the same temptations with the band in but this time a risk of exploding to

FOXYARSENAL wrote:why get a band in as digger said when you can lose that amount in 3 weeks?? am a personal trainer and dont understand how anybody could opt for an operation like that when you can exercise and eat well to do the same job?

Look fox"y...ive had weight troubles all me life..Done all the Diets.
They are ok BUT as soon as ive stopped the diet i put it all back on doulble-quick.
IM NEVER FULL!!!
When i can ill put up a picture of the last time i lost loadsa weight.
You wont believe its me.
I gotta scan it when i get the chance and show ya"s.

dont stop the diet you have to make it part of your life, not trying to sound condascending and sorry if it sounded that way ****!

FOXYARSENAL wrote:spose your right hleb but he would still have the same temptations with the band in but this time a risk of exploding too

Really? Please get the gastric band fitted Mrgnu!!

Pierre was way out in his guess. He said 1 stone,and you lost 16 lbs

I think you should celebrate with a Big Mac and chips



Seriously, good luck and well done.

mrgnu1958 wrote:

FOXYARSENAL wrote:why get a band in as digger said when you can lose that amount in 3 weeks?? am a personal trainer and dont understand how anybody could opt for an operation like that when you can exercise and eat well to do the same job?

Look fox"y...ive had weight troubles all me life..Done all the Diets.
They are ok BUT as soon as ive stopped the diet i put it all back on doulble-quick.
IM NEVER FULL!!!
When i can ill put up a picture of the last time i lost loadsa weight.
You wont believe its me.
I gotta scan it when i get the chance and show ya"s.

The lovely Scotty's motto...?

But seriously, mate - well done on the weight loss and good luck with the band.

Well played, ****!

you don't need a gastric ban

hypnosis is the way forward, they tell you everything you eat tastes like pussy

that has really put me off burgers and prawns