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N1AFC
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digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:
charliev wrote: ;) i know its alot to ask guys, but if anyone is seriously interested please PM me :)
How good looking is your girlfriend? :twisted:
Good idea. I'll chip in £1500 if anyone else is up for a spitroast? :lol:
Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidder :wink:

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mrgnu1958 wrote:Look..im deadly serious here..If i was really down and out,id just go and sell me Arse.

SORTED!!!
Not sure you'd get too many takers.

There are many easy ways to make £3000. The standard rate for doing a porno is £500 so 6 fucks and your sorted. The average haul when ram-raiding an off-licence is £5000 so you only need to do that once and will have enough for a nice holiday left over. Or why not do the unthinkable and get a job.

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Post by ds »

N1AFC wrote:
digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:
charliev wrote: ;) i know its alot to ask guys, but if anyone is seriously interested please PM me :)
How good looking is your girlfriend? :twisted:
Good idea. I'll chip in £1500 if anyone else is up for a spitroast? :lol:
Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidder :wink:
Oi!! You're a different persona over here aren't you :shock: :shock:

Mind you, being a Sweaty obvioulsy makes you sexist automatically. :wink:

****'ey is loaded btw

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Post by ds »

NBN wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Look..im deadly serious here..If i was really down and out,id just go and sell me Arse.

SORTED!!!
Not sure you'd get too many takers.

There are many easy ways to make £3000. The standard rate for doing a porno is £500 so 6 fucks and your sorted. The average haul when ram-raiding an off-licence is £5000 so you only need to do that once and will have enough for a nice holiday left over. Or why not do the unthinkable and get a job.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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NBN wrote:Or why not do the unthinkable and get a job.
What and miss his daily dose of Countdown? :shock:

Here's a conundrum for you, NBN.... NOFCUKINGCHANCE :wink:

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ds wrote:
N1AFC wrote:
digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:
charliev wrote: ;) i know its alot to ask guys, but if anyone is seriously interested please PM me :)
How good looking is your girlfriend? :twisted:
Good idea. I'll chip in £1500 if anyone else is up for a spitroast? :lol:
Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidder :wink:
Oi!! You're a different persona over here aren't you :shock: :shock:

Mind you, being a Sweaty obvioulsy makes you sexist automatically. :wink:

****'ey is loaded btw
Haha well if people will post stupid requests ds they can only expect stupid replies really :wink: It's all in jest, really I'm a feminist loving, lesbian hugging something or other (sorry ran out of ideas after that) :barscarf:

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Post by olgitgooner »

N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.

They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.

Just a thought. :wink:

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N1AFC wrote:Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidder :wink:
You've given me an insanely good idea :D

No-one wants to get their bird shagged by another bloke.

If you get 30 men to pay a tenner for a blowjob, you're sorted :lol:

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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidder :wink:
You've given me an insanely good idea :D

No-one wants to get their bird shagged by another bloke.

If you get 30 men to pay a tenner for a blowjob, you're sorted :lol:
That would only give him £300, not £3000. He'd still be 270 BJ's in the red! :?

How about we opt for the parking meter approach? - ie the longer you stay in the bay the more you pay. It’s a win/win for us cos the better looking she is & the more succulent the furburger meat is the quicker we’ll come & the less we’ll pay. We've just got to figure out the rate.

So, who’s up for chipping in to the kitty?

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digger wrote:If you get 30 men to pay a tenner for a blowjob, you're sorted :lol:
No, you'd still be £2700 short of being sorted.... however, 300 blowjobs at £10 would do it :wink:

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digger wrote:
N1AFC wrote:Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidder :wink:
You've given me an insanely good idea :D

No-one wants to get their bird shagged by another bloke.

If you get 30 men to pay a tenner for a blowjob, you're sorted :lol:
But that would only make him 300 i thought he wanted 3000. :shock:

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:oops: It's been a long day.... She'd only need to nosh 300 people off :lol:

£1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.

Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money? :lol:

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olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.

They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.

Just a thought. :wink:
Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!

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Post by digger »

N1AFC wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.

They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.

Just a thought. :wink:
Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!
I bet you're considering it though :lol:

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