Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:43 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:17 pm
Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidderdigger wrote:Good idea. I'll chip in £1500 if anyone else is up for a spitroast?N1AFC wrote:How good looking is your girlfriend?charliev wrote:i know its alot to ask guys, but if anyone is seriously interested please PM me
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:47 pm
Not sure you'd get too many takers.mrgnu1958 wrote:Look..im deadly serious here..If i was really down and out,id just go and sell me Arse.
SORTED!!!
There are many easy ways to make £3000. The standard rate for doing a porno is £500 so 6 fucks and your sorted. The average haul when ram-raiding an off-licence is £5000 so you only need to do that once and will have enough for a nice holiday left over. Or why not do the unthinkable and get a job.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:48 pm
Oi!! You're a different persona over here aren't youN1AFC wrote:Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidderdigger wrote:Good idea. I'll chip in £1500 if anyone else is up for a spitroast?N1AFC wrote:How good looking is your girlfriend?charliev wrote:
Mind you, being a Sweaty obvioulsy makes you sexist automatically.
****'ey is loaded btw
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:50 pm
NBN wrote:Not sure you'd get too many takers.mrgnu1958 wrote:Look..im deadly serious here..If i was really down and out,id just go and sell me Arse.
SORTED!!!
There are many easy ways to make £3000. The standard rate for doing a porno is £500 so 6 fucks and your sorted. The average haul when ram-raiding an off-licence is £5000 so you only need to do that once and will have enough for a nice holiday left over. Or why not do the unthinkable and get a job.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:04 pm
What and miss his daily dose of Countdown?NBN wrote:Or why not do the unthinkable and get a job.
Here's a conundrum for you, NBN.... NOFCUKINGCHANCE
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:05 pm
Haha well if people will post stupid requests ds they can only expect stupid replies reallyds wrote:Oi!! You're a different persona over here aren't youN1AFC wrote:Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidderdigger wrote:Good idea. I'll chip in £1500 if anyone else is up for a spitroast?N1AFC wrote:How good looking is your girlfriend?charliev wrote:
Mind you, being a Sweaty obvioulsy makes you sexist automatically.
****'ey is loaded btw
It's all in jest, really I'm a feminist loving, lesbian hugging something or other (sorry ran out of ideas after that) 
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:52 pm
N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.
They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.
Just a thought.
They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.
Just a thought.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:12 pm
You've given me an insanely good ideaN1AFC wrote:Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidder
No-one wants to get their bird shagged by another bloke.
If you get 30 men to pay a tenner for a blowjob, you're sorted
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:17 pm
That would only give him £300, not £3000. He'd still be 270 BJ's in the red!digger wrote:You've given me an insanely good ideaN1AFC wrote:Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidder
No-one wants to get their bird shagged by another bloke.
If you get 30 men to pay a tenner for a blowjob, you're sorted
How about we opt for the parking meter approach? - ie the longer you stay in the bay the more you pay. It’s a win/win for us cos the better looking she is & the more succulent the furburger meat is the quicker we’ll come & the less we’ll pay. We've just got to figure out the rate.
So, who’s up for chipping in to the kitty?
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:19 pm
No, you'd still be £2700 short of being sorted.... however, 300 blowjobs at £10 would do itdigger wrote:If you get 30 men to pay a tenner for a blowjob, you're sorted
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:20 pm
But that would only make him 300 i thought he wanted 3000.digger wrote:You've given me an insanely good ideaN1AFC wrote:Could just opt for a quid or two a go to give everyone a chance and he can save it up over a few weeks. Go on son post a picture so we can decide if she's a 1 or 2 quidder
No-one wants to get their bird shagged by another bloke.
If you get 30 men to pay a tenner for a blowjob, you're sorted
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:21 pm
It's been a long day.... She'd only need to nosh 300 people off £1 a minute seems the going rate for a shagathon. She'd need to spend 50 hours on her back, and she'd probably squelch when she walked.
Sorry, this is really disrespectful. But what the fuck do you expect when you come on a football forum asking for money?
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:22 pm
Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.
They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.
Just a thought.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:24 pm
I bet you're considering it thoughN1AFC wrote:Haha it's not me thats looking for money mate it's charliev!olgitgooner wrote:N1AFC, if you happen to know any gay couples, then they are the ones to tap up.
They mostly have two incomes, and no children to bleed them dry of cash.
Just a thought.