When you go to the emirates, who do you go with?

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:39 am

Last few seasons Iâ€™ve been bringing my 6 year old to most games which has kind of rekindled my passion for the match day experience.

Before that mainly went on my lonesome as the majority of people I would consider mates and socialize with donâ€™t support Arsenal.

blifil · Post by **blifil** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:41 am

1. How old is your sister?
How old would you like? I have three.
2. Do you have any photographs of her in a state of undress?
No. Do you?
3. Have you ever watched the water cascade off her firm breasts and run down her smooth silky thighs whilst she's showering?
She's got hairy thighs
4. Has she ever had a lebian experience to your knowledge?
Lebian? Closest word I could find to that is Lesbian and you're too young to know about things like that
5. Would she be prepared to be filmed whilst performing particular 'acts' on other people?
She died last week so you'll have to ask the ghosthunter or whatever the twat's name is you horny toad

pixie · Post by **pixie** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:47 am

Number 5 wrote:Last few seasons Iâ€™ve been bringing my 6 year old to most games which has kind of rekindled my passion for the match day experience.

Before that mainly went on my lonesome as the majority of people I would consider mates and socialize with donâ€™t support Arsenal.

There`s something flawed in that statement.....

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:54 am

pixie wrote:
Number 5 wrote:Last few seasons Iâ€™ve been bringing my 6 year old to most games which has kind of rekindled my passion for the match day experience.

Before that mainly went on my lonesome as the majority of people I would consider mates and socialize with donâ€™t support Arsenal.

There`s something flawed in that statement.....

How's that?

He was born in November so last season 08/09 he was six at some games and this season so far 09/10 he is still six.

Radford149 · Post by **Radford149** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:00 pm

Radford would love to go with Rebel but he fears Rebel does not feel the same.

pixie · Post by **pixie** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:05 pm

Number 5 wrote:
pixie wrote:
Number 5 wrote:Last few seasons Iâ€™ve been bringing my 6 year old to most games which has kind of rekindled my passion for the match day experience.

Before that mainly went on my lonesome as the majority of people I would consider mates and socialize with donâ€™t support Arsenal.

There`s something flawed in that statement.....
How's that?

He was born in November so last season 08/09 he was six at some games and this season so far 09/10 he is still six.

Way it was worded made it sound like he`d been 6 for a few years.....

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:15 pm

pixie wrote:Way it was worded made it sound like he`d been 6 for a few years.....

Yes it did, I was just teasing.

Holy shit my Mrs will kill me if she reads this. He's seven.

He's EIGHT on Friday.

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:20 pm

Number 5 wrote:
pixie wrote:Way it was worded made it sound like he`d been 6 for a few years.....
Yes it did, I was just teasing.

Holy shit my Mrs will kill me if she reads this. He's seven.

He's EIGHT on Friday.

they grow up so fast.

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:28 pm

blifil wrote:1. How old is your sister?
How old would you like? I have three.
2. Do you have any photographs of her in a state of undress?
No. Do you?
3. Have you ever watched the water cascade off her firm breasts and run down her smooth silky thighs whilst she's showering?
She's got hairy thighs
4. Has she ever had a lebian experience to your knowledge?
Lebian? Closest word I could find to that is Lesbian and you're too young to know about things like that
5. Would she be prepared to be filmed whilst performing particular 'acts' on other people?
She died last week so you'll have to ask the ghosthunter or whatever the twat's name is you horny toad

Ooh, further delving then

1. all three please
2. could you get some?
3. Which one has hairy thighs? How do you know this

4. Yes, I meant lesbian. I'm 41, I candle handle it

5. I do hope you're joking!

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:31 pm

augie wrote: Nobody is sacred in this forum so whatever you do dont ever mention your sister or your fit looking aunt as steary found to his cost

Anyway I used to go on my own to club level (shared 1 seat with my cousin) but now we have two seats in upper tier I generally go to the matches with him. Back a few years ago I used to go to the matches with the mrs but the last game she attended was the 2nd league game at the grove (boro). I have also brought my 6 year old over to a few games in the last couple of seasons and this season I also hope to bring his younger brother to his first game.....never too young to be brought into the Gooner family

So, your cousin augie...Is he fit?

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:44 pm

marcengels wrote:
augie wrote: Nobody is sacred in this forum so whatever you do dont ever mention your sister or your fit looking aunt as steary found to his cost

Anyway I used to go on my own to club level (shared 1 seat with my cousin) but now we have two seats in upper tier I generally go to the matches with him. Back a few years ago I used to go to the matches with the mrs but the last game she attended was the 2nd league game at the grove (boro). I have also brought my 6 year old over to a few games in the last couple of seasons and this season I also hope to bring his younger brother to his first game.....never too young to be brought into the Gooner family
So, your cousin augie...Is he fit?

If he is then he's probably not actually related to augie

blifil · Post by **blifil** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:14 pm

1. all three please
They come in three sizes starting at XXL, then XXXL, then XXXXXXL
2. could you get some?
Sorry. They've all been confiscated by the screws
3. Which one has hairy thighs? How do you know this
All of them. Did I mention their hairy breasts? I know this because... did I mention the screws?
4. Yes, I meant lesbian. I'm 41, I candle handle it
Well, the only lesbian action they've had is with me. They're shy
5. I do hope you're joking!
Why. The judge knew I was serious.

Here's a little something for you as you clearly like playing with yourself.

http://www.jeu-de-main.com/

N1AFC · Post by **N1AFC** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:42 pm

I normally go by myself, I'm not averse to going for a beer or whatever before the match but I don't want some fucker yapping in my ear when I'm trying to watch the game, it's bad enough having to listen to some of the stupid cuunts you end up sitting beside...plenty of time for talk before or after.

I go to the pub to talk and the stadium to watch football!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:30 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:
blifil wrote:Home, two mates and a sister who is sometimes subbed by our dad. Away, depends who can make it.

Okay, that raises a few questions:-

1. How old is your sister?
2. Do you have any photographs of her in a state of undress?
3. Have you ever watched the water cascade off her firm breasts and run down her smooth silky thighs whilst she's showering?

Spuddy - I dearly hope you don't have a sister... for her sake...

Post by **flash gunner** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:56 pm

I normally go to Arsenal with my younger brother but occasionally go alone too.