Your Tiger Woods conspiracy Theorys

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Radford149
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Re: Your Tiger Woods conspiracy Theorys

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mrgnu1958 wrote:Well the golfer Tiger has admitted the fact that his "Car accident" was his fault.
Im confused :?
Was his car the only vehicle that hit a tree and fire hydrant?
YES..it was.
Thanks for being soooo big in admiting your error Tiger?
Oh and what luck that your wife got you outta ya car by putting a Golf club through a window of your car at 2.30 am 50 yards away from your home.
She obviously likes late nights as well :roll: :roll:

Now call me cynical,but i smell a RAT and a cover up here.

Unless YOU know what the story REALLY is. :wink:
possibly the worlds most boring non-sports story according to radford...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Re: Your Tiger Woods conspiracy Theorys

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Radford149 wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:Well the golfer Tiger has admitted the fact that his "Car accident" was his fault.
Im confused :?
Was his car the only vehicle that hit a tree and fire hydrant?
YES..it was.
Thanks for being soooo big in admiting your error Tiger?
Oh and what luck that your wife got you outta ya car by putting a Golf club through a window of your car at 2.30 am 50 yards away from your home.
She obviously likes late nights as well :roll: :roll:

Now call me cynical,but i smell a RAT and a cover up here.

Unless YOU know what the story REALLY is. :wink:
possibly the worlds most boring non-sports story according to radford...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
i agree
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I guess she just got pissed off and tried to whack him...
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I think he'd just beaten Craig Bellamy in a round and got his just deserts.
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First time ever Tiger didn't manage to drive 300 yards :oops:
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Post by eboue's manhood »

crouching tiger, hidden hydrant.

i personally think he was using a driver to simulate a bit of fistfucking with his clubhead cover, his wife burst in, thought he was raping a ginger kitten, and lost all sense of control.

i would though.
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:hmmthink: :roll:
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eboue's manhood wrote: crouching tiger, hidden hydrant.

i personally think he was using a driver to simulate a bit of fistfucking with his clubhead cover, his wife burst in, thought he was raping a ginger kitten, and lost all sense of control.

i would though.
Yeah, gotta be that! :lol: :lol:
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:shock: :shock: OOOOOOOO Tiger woods mother-in-law taken to hospital FROM Tigers house :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
FUCK mY OLE BOOTS AND CALL ME SHIRL"ey..HES OUTTA CONTROL!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Apparent she wanted to know how he grips his shaft.
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all i wanna know is why has he been shagging fucking mingers?
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