John Terry Chants

[lagerisgood1981]

Mrs Bridge is going down
going down
going down
Mrs Bridge is going down
going down on John Terry

This is hilarious ...

Spotted a flaw - its minus one 'going down', so should be

Mrs Bridge is going down
going down, going down
Mrs Bridge is going down
on John Terry

[maddog]

Carefree where-ever you maybe,
Dont't leave your wife with John Terry,
He can't shoot and he can't pass,
But he will take your Mrs up the ass !!

alternative ending/chant;Dance where ever you maybe (tune )

But he will take your Mrs up the "ARSE-SENAL, ARSE-SENAL, ARSE-SENAL"

[Percy Dalton]

Terry wherever you may be,

Shagging ya best mates fiance,

It could be worse, ya could be Cole,

Sticking a phone up your arsehole!

[OneBardGooner]

To the tune of perry groves dreamworld

Petr Cech, he's fucked your wife
Ashley Cole, he's fucked your wife
Michael Ballack, he's fucked your wife
Joey Cole, he's fucked your wife
Didier Drogba, he's fucked your wife
Nick Anelka, he's fucked your wife,
Frankie Lampard, he's fucked your wife
Ancelloti, he's fucked your too
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives
Terry's fucked our wives
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives
Terry's fucked your wives
Tery's fucked your wives

Now THAT is Ammunition!

[maddog]

They're having a gang bang, they're having a ball;
They're having a french whore, they're going to score;
Dad of the year John Terry, and Ashley Cole and his Black-berry!!

to the tune of gang bang .....

That's all folks !

[RoscommonGooner]

I'm liking that Perry Groves World one.

Simple and to the point

Father of the year, your havin a laugh
Father of the year, your havin a laugh
Father of the year, your havin a laugh

[rigsby]

The perry groves world tune has to be sung! That'll be collosal.

I liked the one somebody posted in another thread. Credit to whoever

His dad deals drugs, his mums a thief, TERRY TERRY!!!
Was knocked out clean by Di-a-by! TERRY TERRY!!
He's got some front, to pull a stunt! Like enter Bridges' girlfriends' c**t!!! John Terry is a fucking cheating c**t!!!! NANANANANANANANANA

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

The perry groves world tune has to be sung! That'll be collosal.

Yeah that one is quality. Only problem is how is everyone gonna know what order to sing the Chav players’ names in? Otherwise the song will just end up petering out soon as everyone starts singing different things to each other. Unless it's a case of going through the team back to front (bit like Bridge's bird) using the team sheet on the big screen?

[kg1794]

The perry groves world tune has to be sung! That'll be collosal.

I liked the one somebody posted in another thread. Credit to whoever

His dad deals drugs, his mums a thief, TERRY TERRY!!!
Was knocked out clean by Di-a-by! TERRY TERRY!!
He's got some front, to pull a stunt! Like enter Bridges' girlfriends' c**t!!! John Terry is a fucking cheating c**t!!!! NANANANANANANANANA

[Mikegooner87i]

Aaaaashley, watch your geordie,
dont leave her with Jonh Terry
coz he likes a little shag, and he likes abit of muff
and he'll get your mrs up the duff!

[n7gooner]

His mother is a stealer,
his father is a dealer,
John Terry is a cheater,
the Terry family!

Adams family

[NBM]

The perry groves world tune has to be sung! That'll be collosal.

Yeah that one is quality. Only problem is how is everyone gonna know what order to sing the Chav players’ names in? Otherwise the song will just end up petering out soon as everyone starts singing different things to each other. Unless it's a case of going through the team back to front (bit like Bridge's bird) using the team sheet on the big screen?

Good idea that! Shout it back to me Gooners.....

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Good idea that! Shout it back to me Gooners.....

Can you imagine if every game he read out the opposition’s team by singing that song? I’d even join in all the wanky “DENIIIIIL…â€

[I Hate Hleb]

To the tune of perry groves dreamworld

Petr Cech, he's fucked your wife
Ashley Cole, he's fucked your wife
Michael Ballack, he's fucked your wife
Joey Cole, he's fucked your wife
Didier Drogba, he's fucked your wife
Nick Anelka, he's fucked your wife,
Frankie Lampard, he's fucked your wife
Ancelloti, he's fucked your too
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives
Terry's fucked our wives
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives
Terry's fucked your wives
Tery's fucked your wives

Agree with others that this one is class.

Perhaps if you broke it down into groups of 4 players, than going to the chorus, before returning to another 4 players, we could keep it going for longer? For example:

Petr Cech, he's fucked your wife
Ashley Cole, he's fucked your wife
Michael Ballack, he's fucked your wife
Joey Cole, he's fucked your wife

We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked our wives.
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives.

And Didier, he's fucked your wife
Nick Anelka, he's fucked your wife,
Big fat Frank, he's fucked your wife
Ancelloti, he's fucked your wife

We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked our wives.
We all know that Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives,
Terry's fucked your wives.

[GallasVoice]

Mrs Bridge is going down
going down, going down
Mrs Bridge is going down
on John Terry.

genius.

same old terry, always cheating,
same old terry, always cheating,