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Always too much sauce on them.
Vile!

I can only look at or consider eating a kebab when drunk. Here's THE way to have it...

Large donner. All the green shit, extra chillis, garlic mayo and chilli sauce.

And if dominos is open by the time i go past, pile in and grab a garlic and herb dip, pour it over and tuck in.

The infamous kebab.....It's one of those foods you know will kill you but you just got have one when pissed it's instinct .I got rather pissed the other night and of course i had to have the kebab...large one with salad,lamb,chillies and mass of chili sauce. was shitting napalm the whole of the next day

It's those kebab vans that always seem to be parked somewhere on the way home from the pub.

Irresistable.

So you go for the full monty. With extra chillie sauce. And eat it while you're walking home. Bloody lovely. But messy. Chillie sauce around your mouth. On your chin. Down your shirt. You look like a victim of a violent mugging.

You promise yourself not to eat those fuckers again.

But you know. You just know. Those evil vans will be waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

I love Kebab
I eat it with harissa & samouraï sauce, very spicy

franksav63 wrote:

greatgooner wrote:Ok so i havent had a kebab since the 19th November and yes i an finding it hard.
No beer since the 21st November and that is even worse

How's that diet coming along mate?

Started at 20st 1lb now down to 16st 7lb...so happy days etc.
Still 2 1/2 st to go though

Chunky think it's time for an Ancelotti style telling off

Dicko wrote:Chunky think it's time for an Ancelotti style telling off

Yeah... and I deserve it. At least my miss meant Chunks didn't have to buy me three beers!!