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he's wearing pink the fucking queer

jtvercetti27 wrote:he's wearing pink the fucking queer

Neanderthal

I might need a few ciders on board first Flash! However I'd tackle Sarah stone cold sober. What a fox.

rodders999 wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

rodders999 wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

rodders999 wrote:Yes.....Cheryl is all mine, mine, MINE I tells ya....Muhahahahahhahaha (5 minutes more evil laughing). Need to lie down...........

Dream on pal

You're right Flash, thanks for crushing my dreams. Even the ginger one wouldn't have me.

Sorry mate here is the ginger one for you, but would you want her?

I might need a few ciders on board first Flash! However I'd tackle Sarah stone cold sober. What a fox.

http://www.rightcelebrity.com/wp-content/photos/Sarah_Harding_Lesbian3.jpg

Oops I let the cat outta the bag there..........

So thats why Cheryl is leaving Cashley I wouldnt mind getting a copy of that film

flash gunner wrote:So thats why Cheryl is leaving Cashley I wouldnt mind getting a copy of that film

What I wouldn't do to be the meat in that sandwich!

rodders999 wrote:

flash gunner wrote:So thats why Cheryl is leaving Cashley I wouldnt mind getting a copy of that film

What I wouldn't do to be the meat in that sandwich!

of course the reason Cashley played around may be because Cheryl is like a sack of spuds in bed? Maybe she won't suck his shitty todger either? A man can only take so much *







*Silly me, Cashley isn't a man anyway!!

TeeCee wrote:of course the reason Cashley played around may be because Cheryl is like a sack of spuds in bed? Maybe she won't suck his shitty todger either? A man can only take so much *







*Silly me, Cashley isn't a man anyway!!

Did anyone seriously believe theirs was a love match anyway?

Wonder if he will "almost crash his car" when he finds out she will be taking more than £5000 in divorce settlement

GunnerDude wrote:Wonder if he will "almost crash his car" when he finds out she will be taking more than £5000 in divorce settlement

Lets hope it's not "almost" this time. Without the word "almost" I'll volunteer to write a book on it and it's guaranteed to sell more than that jumped up little prick's ever did / would.

SteveO 35 wrote:

GunnerDude wrote:Wonder if he will "almost crash his car" when he finds out she will be taking more than £5000 in divorce settlement

Lets hope it's not "almost" this time. Without the word "almost" I'll volunteer to write a book on it and it's guaranteed to sell more than that jumped up little prick's ever did / would.

I'd buy one SteveO

GoonerN5 wrote:Ashley Cole, what a fucking c**t. If you had a girl like Cheryl theres no way in the world you would cheat on her, and the girls he has shagged are fucking rough compared to her, what a complete c**t

My thoughts exactly ....

franksav63 wrote:

SteveO 35 wrote:

GunnerDude wrote:Wonder if he will "almost crash his car" when he finds out she will be taking more than £5000 in divorce settlement

Lets hope it's not "almost" this time. Without the word "almost" I'll volunteer to write a book on it and it's guaranteed to sell more than that jumped up little prick's ever did / would.

I'd buy one SteveO

I can actually imagine how SteveO’s book might go…

Chapter One

As I gazed longingly through his bathroom window, via the lens of my night-vision binoculars, Abou stood naked in the shower; tall and powerful as the hot water cascaded down his powerful chest. If only the rest of the world could see him in all his magnificent splendour…