Funniest chant

[1989]

He's big,
He's kraut,
He'll fucking knock you out,
Jens Lehmann, Jens Lehmann!

[rodders999]

To the Manic Street Preachers tune after certain allegations were made against Graham Rix.....

"And if you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next!"

[Percy Dalton]

Super, Super Nic!


Fucking hilarious!

[worthing gooner]

That "Super" song is quality but it wont catch on with our regulars. We clearly have such a variety already to use this....................


AFC
C'mon

[Perryashburtongroves]

I remember playing the bindippers and singing:

"We've got Dennis Bergkamp, you've got all our hubcaps."

[DB10GOONER]

I remember playing the bindippers and singing:

"We've got Dennis Bergkamp, you've got all our hubcaps."

I remember singing;

"Where's our hubcaps gone! Oh where's our hubcaps gone!" against the Mousers back in 91 (I think)

[treygoony]

10 men went to bed (C*NT!)
Went to bed with Ashley
10 men
9 men
8 men
7 men
6 men
5 men
4 men
3 men
2 men
1 man and his mobile phone
Went to bed with Ashley

[norfbankN16]

10 men went to bed (C*NT!)
Went to bed with Ashley
10 men
9 men
8 men
7 men
6 men
5 men
4 men
3 men
2 men
1 man and his mobile phone
Went to bed with Ashley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xz4y4vo ... re=related

[selsdon]

If I had the wings of a sparrow....always made me chuckle.

[charliegeorgewhocanhitem]

Away to the ****, about 87' just after their manager, Pleat, got caught out picking up "ladies of the night" in his automobile We had all the park lane end and round the corner into the shelf plus quite a few dotted around in **** areas of the ground Anyhoo, the bulk of us in the park lane were chanting "sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him for most of the game while there were a few blow up dolls thrown onto the pitch The *word censored* did'nt know where to put his dozy face and we won 2-1, blinding day out. I still even posess the old t-shirt with "The Sun" headline "spurs boss is caught kerb crawling" on it to this day, appy days
Maybe we could adapt it to tax case tax case etc for twitchy this season

[safcftm]

my favourite sunderland song has to be

Nyrons got a massive cock, Nyron, Nyron
He tucks it in his football sock, Nyron, Nyron,
He shagged a lass, and now she's dead
He swings his cock around his head,
Nyron Nosworthy, Sunderland's Number 6

always good belting that one out when on our way to an away game, although the locals tend to give us some very strange glances for singing about a blokes knob (it is fucking huge mind)

[theothehero]

my favourite sunderland song has to be

Nyrons got a massive cock, Nyron, Nyron
He tucks it in his football sock, Nyron, Nyron,
He shagged a lass, and now she's dead
He swings his cock around his head,
Nyron Nosworthy, Sunderland's Number 6

always good belting that one out when on our way to an away game, although the locals tend to give us some very strange glances for singing about a blokes knob (it is fucking huge mind)

his a gooner, i chatted to him once during his gillingham days, was wearning an arsenal studded earing.

[safcftm]

his a gooner, i chatted to him once during his gillingham days, was wearning an arsenal studded earing.

aye, i remember him saying in one of the match programmes before we played spurs that he really wanted to win "especially since i'm a gooner"
Legend

[Glitch33]

his father is a dealer, his mother is a stealer, he'll shag his best mates Sheila, The Terrrrrys familly dooo dooo dodoo doooo!!!

[SteveO 35]

I remember playing the bindippers and singing:

"We've got Dennis Bergkamp, you've got all our hubcaps."

I remember when we were stuffing the Hammers 4-0 at half time when it was "We've got Dennis Bergkamp.....you've got Iain Dowie". Even they had to laugh at themselves

Remember those days - world class players in the line-up and all that ?