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mrgnu1958 wrote:i live in a BUNGALOW

mrgnu1958 wrote:well...its 11 years since ive been on a Beach(i was 7 stone lighter then)and want that back.

SPUDMASHER wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:well...its 11 years since ive been on a Beach(i was 7 stone lighter then)and want that back.

I saw it on the news....but what I don't understand is why all the locals kept pouring buckets of water over you.

g88ner wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:look Brazz"y..when i lose half me body weight,ill still have a 2 inch cock

or will i?
I might look bigger when there not all that fat around it?

three things i have to say to you:

1.) your dick will surely look a lot bigger in a slim body mine is very average but as i'm 5ft5 it looks good enough

2.) it's not how big it is that matters, it's how well you swing it (that's what girls tell m, erm, to a friend of mine

3.) if you get thin, you'll still manage to pick up girls, once you are both naked she won't say "your dick is to small, i'm going home". it happened a lot of times to m, erm, to a friend of mine too

This "friend" of yours sounds like a right loser, BG

g88ner wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:look Brazz"y..when i lose half me body weight,ill still have a 2 inch cock

or will i?
I might look bigger when there not all that fat around it?

three things i have to say to you:

1.) your dick will surely look a lot bigger in a slim body mine is very average but as i'm 5ft5 it looks good enough

2.) it's not how big it is that matters, it's how well you swing it (that's what girls tell m, erm, to a friend of mine

3.) if you get thin, you'll still manage to pick up girls, once you are both naked she won't say "your dick is to small, i'm going home". it happened a lot of times to m, erm, to a friend of mine too

This "friend" of yours sounds like a right loser, BG

mrgnu1958 wrote:anyway...ill just be glad to see me cock again.

Kiwi Gooner wrote:

g88ner wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:look Brazz"y..when i lose half me body weight,ill still have a 2 inch cock

or will i?
I might look bigger when there not all that fat around it?

three things i have to say to you:

1.) your dick will surely look a lot bigger in a slim body mine is very average but as i'm 5ft5 it looks good enough

2.) it's not how big it is that matters, it's how well you swing it (that's what girls tell m, erm, to a friend of mine

3.) if you get thin, you'll still manage to pick up girls, once you are both naked she won't say "your dick is to small, i'm going home". it happened a lot of times to m, erm, to a friend of mine too

This "friend" of yours sounds like a right loser, BG

Is the friend Monostitch, BG?

armagooner wrote:**** stick a mars bar up your hole and get a rottweiler to chase ya...

armagooner wrote:**** stick a mars bar up your hole and get a rottweiler to chase ya...