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DB10GOONER wrote:A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
European ferry companies have already been in contact with officials at spurs regarding the behaviour of their fans when travelling for champions league matches next season. Apparently the last time they were in europe some of their fans caused damage to the ship.....3 of the sails were ripped down and two of the cannons were pushed overboard
A Blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some Rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they Don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been Buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the Pharmacist..
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist Who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........
There was once a competition involving three gruelling tests. The participants had to do the following in immediate succession:
1.) Drink five bottles of hard whiskey in one go
2) Enter a room where there was a starving lion and pluck out its eyes with bare hands.
3) And then screw a very horny babe to her full satisfaction.
Many people bravely tried their hand at it. Few could get beyond the first stage. And the inebriated few who managed it, got promptly eaten up by the starving lion. There was none who could read the third stage.
And then, one fine day, a nonchalant man walked into the contest. Five bottles of whiskey were nothing for him. He emptied five bottles in five gulps. Then he said, “Show me the lion!â€
augie wrote:European ferry companies have already been in contact with officials at spurs regarding the behaviour of their fans when travelling for champions league matches next season. Apparently the last time they were in europe some of their fans caused damage to the ship.....3 of the sails were ripped down and two of the cannons were pushed overboard
