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Gooner_Sam wrote:The game against Liverpool has arrived and Arsene is signing Autographs,

A woman comes up up to him and says, will you sign my arm please?

Arsene:'Yes of course'

Another woman comes up to him and says 'will you sign my leg'

Arsene:'Yes of course'

Another woman comes over and says can you sign my boobs?

Arsene:Oooh la la, okay!

She then goes on to say, when you've finished, you can sign my pussy..

Arsene: Erm sorry madam, only Rafa signs the c**ts..

Brilliant!


Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?


















Only takes one nail to put a picture of Jesus!

merson_is_god wrote:Brilliant!


Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

















Only takes one nail to put a picture of Jesus!

HELL...yeah.............

I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a Tottenham shirt

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "'Spurs," says the boy. "They never beat anyone.

merson_is_god wrote:Brilliant!


Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?



Only takes one nail to put a picture of Jesus!

nig1903 wrote:(Deleted by IHH for racist connotations)

nig1903 wrote: (Deleted by IHH for racist connotations) .

So was there a point to this "joke"?

i think it is racist joke: a play on the 70's racist word **** (Word deleted by IHH. You done well to spot the racist nature of the joke but then spoilt it and let yourself down by writing the actual word that was alluded to!!! )

agreed was stupid to spell out the offensive word, thanks for deleting it

Whats the diference beetwen Oral and Anal sex????

KAQAK wrote:Whats the diference beetwen Oral and Anal sex????

oral sex is usually cheaper...

brazilianGOONER wrote:

KAQAK wrote:Whats the diference beetwen Oral and Anal sex????

oral sex is usually cheaper...

Oral make's you a day - anal make's you a hole weak....

WEE SCOUSE JOHNNY WAS SITTING IN THE PARK WHEN A CAR PULLS UP AND THE GUY SAYS HEY JOHNNY IF YOU COME IN MY CAR I WILL GIVE YOU A SWEET. TP WHICH JOHNNY REPLIES GIVE ME THE BAG AND I WILL CUM IN YOUR MOUTH,



3 GUYS GO HUNTING EVERY SUNDAY. BILL BILLY AND WILL ON THE NEXT SUNDAY OF HUNTING ONLY WILL AND BILL GO. AS BILL SCOPED FOR A TARGET HE SHOUTS TO WILL I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM HERE AND I CAN SEE THAT *word censored* BILLY CHEATING WITH YOUR WIFE. WILL REPLIES SHOOT HIM IN THE PRIVATE PART AND SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD. BILL REPLIES NO PROBLEM I CAN GET THAT IN INE SHOT.


At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from America stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well."

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Ireland stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."