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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:17 pm
by mrgnu1958
I Hate Hleb wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
Only One Tony Adams wrote:a mug of tea and a waitress in a low cut top.......... :lol:
Not when the waitress in question is 22 stone 85 years of age with BAD breath a fag sticking out of her gob, oh yes, and her wrinkled 44DD's spill out of the low cut top


:ewwwww: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
That's a description of Mrgnu's ideal date!! 8) :lol: :wink:
Ya NOT wrong there Hleb"y..i like a few love handles i does :-P :-P

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:30 pm
by northbankbren
All the ingregiants are as important as each other.

2 Sausage (ideally those fatty richmond ones). 2 Bacon(smoked), 2 eggs (sunny side up), black and white pudding, beans(HP better than heinze), fried slice, toast and tea....... :barscarf:

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:34 pm
by mrgnu1958
my favs are the scotish ones in me frying pan :-P :-P :-P :-P

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:03 pm
by merson_is_god
brazilianGOONER wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions 8)

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?
Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...
you fellas are a happy sort and don't know it :cry: :cry: :cry:
Why's that mate?? :? :?
pubs open at around 6pm in brazil :( , i live in a 1.5 million people city that has around 10 or 15 pubs maximum, and a pint of guinness costs over 6 pounds, while a shit local lager in a common bar costs less than 2 :cry: i never watched a football match at a pub, mind you. :?

a trip to my favourite local pub here, which is an 'irish pub', usually sets me back 25 pounds for two pints of old speckled hen and a boxty. that's similar to what i spend with lunch for an entire week :?

for some stupid reason we have hundreds of cafe-esque style bars, but very few pubs... fucking portuguese colonizers :banghead: :banghead:
Not one for the BRAZIL TOURIST BOARD are you, BG? Maybe put some Brazilian Luvverley ladies on here to tempt me to visit your homeland????

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:16 pm
by brazilianGOONER
merson_is_god wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
franksav63 wrote: Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...
you fellas are a happy sort and don't know it :cry: :cry: :cry:
Why's that mate?? :? :?
pubs open at around 6pm in brazil :( , i live in a 1.5 million people city that has around 10 or 15 pubs maximum, and a pint of guinness costs over 6 pounds, while a shit local lager in a common bar costs less than 2 :cry: i never watched a football match at a pub, mind you. :?

a trip to my favourite local pub here, which is an 'irish pub', usually sets me back 25 pounds for two pints of old speckled hen and a boxty. that's similar to what i spend with lunch for an entire week :?

for some stupid reason we have hundreds of cafe-esque style bars, but very few pubs... fucking portuguese colonizers :banghead: :banghead:
Not one for the BRAZIL TOURIST BOARD are you, BG? Maybe put some Brazilian Luvverley ladies on here to tempt me to visit your homeland????
don't get me wrong mate, brazil is a cracking country to visit - loads of parties, beautiful women with little clothes, casual sex and nice scenery.

however the culture is different, and the kind of things that i personally enjoy - i.e. a nice pub with footie on the tv and a nice british ale to drink, are rare and expensive :(

add to that the fact that people here drink considerably less ammounts of alcohol than in europe, you could say i was born in the wrong country :cry:

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:18 pm
by Only One Tony Adams
franksav63 wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions 8)

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?
Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...
....... :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:22 pm
by merson_is_god
Only One Tony Adams wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions 8)

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?
Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...
....... :lol: :lol:
I'm also a Closet poof!!!!

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:07 pm
by I Hate Hleb
Right, not sure how many of you will go for this but you should try the following:

The old staples like Bacon; Sausages and Eggs. But then warm up Plum Tomatoes (from the can) and instead of Baked Beans, try my secret ingredient (also warmed up): Marrow Peas!!! 8) Don't forget to have either toast or fresh bread (with plenty of butter) at hand to mop up the juices as the toms and peas fuse together. Fecking marvellous, I promise you!!! 8) 8) Swallowed down with the contents of a sweet cup of tea and you're as near to Heaven as is possible. 8) :lol: :wink:

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:43 pm
by merson_is_god
merson_is_god wrote:
Only One Tony Adams wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions 8)

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?
Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...
....... :lol: :lol:
I'm also a Closet poof!!!!
WHO FUCKING EDITED THIS? :lol: I NEVER SAID I'M A CLOSET POOF! :roll: I'VE ALREADY COME OUT!! :barscarf: :gayflag: :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:48 pm
by brazilianGOONER
merson_is_god wrote:
merson_is_god wrote:
Only One Tony Adams wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:bockwurst, mostard and a pint of guinness - THE breakfast of champions 8)

by the way, at what time do pubs usually open in the UK?
Usually 11 oclock, but if you get to any pubs around markets, they open much earlier.

Anyway, don't do breakfast, they're for Tennis lovers...
....... :lol: :lol:
I'm also a Closet poof!!!!
WHO FUCKING EDITED THIS? I NEVER SAID I'M A POOF! :lol:

oh god, you re-entered the denial phase??? or you get out of the closet or you don't mate, make up your mind :roll:

you'll never be accepted in the homocliqué like that :o

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:50 pm
by g88ner
I Hate Hleb wrote:Right, not sure how many of you will go for this but you should try the following:

The old staples like Bacon; Sausages and Eggs. But then warm up Plum Tomatoes (from the can) and instead of Baked Beans, try my secret ingredient (also warmed up): Marrow Peas!!! 8) Don't forget to have either toast or fresh bread (with plenty of butter) at hand to mop up the juices as the toms and peas fuse together. Fecking marvellous, I promise you!!! 8) 8) Swallowed down with the contents of a sweet cup of tea and you're as near to Heaven as is possible. 8) :lol: :wink:
A full English breakfast wouldn't be complete without the plum tomatoes and fried mushrooms! :barscarf:

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:32 am
by Naki_Gooner
heaps of bacon crispy, but not too crispy and 6 eggs with runny yokes, veges not admissable at breaky time :D :D :D

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:09 am
by Only One Tony Adams
Naki_Gooner wrote:heaps of bacon crispy, but not too crispy and 6 eggs with runny yokes, veges not admissable at breaky time :D :D :D
Six eggs.......... :shock:

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:42 am
by paperclip
HASH BROWNS!

Whats wrong with you people?

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:16 am
by REB
paperclip wrote:HASH BROWNS!

Whats wrong with you people?
when did crap frozen food become part of a full breakfast :?:
i never understood how when you order a brekie in london you got hash browns :shock:

:shock:
and 6 eggs naki :shock:
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