New Songs

[merse_10]

never really bought into that whole 2 wrongs shit.

2 wrongs defo make a right so long as im making the second wrong

[Fabregas_Is_My_Hero]

For Kos, maybe something like this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQvuAZnfkQQ
I'm your biggest fan, i'll follow you until you love me,
Kos-ci,
Kos-ci-el-ny


for Chamakh I'm thinking a variation of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w



Both will probably get rejeted, but i'm quite frankly bored of 'stand up if you hate tott-numb,' and 'super, super [insert name here],' and i think its time we tried something different

[Big_G]

To the lion sleeps tonight

In North London, Highbury North London
Arsenal will win tonight
Fantastic football, the pride of London
And Tottenham are fucking shite

i think i need to give up

[Big_G]

for Chamakh I'm thinking a variation of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

Like the idea of Return of the Mack...

[merse_10]

actually like the koscielny one pretty hard to rhyme anything with that name just not sure how people would feel singing a lady gaga track

as for chamakh and return of the mack......brilliant,have to do something with this

[Big_G]

actually like the koscielny one pretty hard to rhyme anything with that name just not sure how people would feel singing a lady gaga track

would need some adjustment but yeh did think not many ppl wud wanna sing to lady gaga

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

To the tune of “Caravanâ€

[flash gunner]

We need to sign a new keeper
sign a new keeeper
we need to sign a new keeper

He's Shit
He Knows
He always cries and moans
Almunia!!

To Amy Winehouse - Rehab:

Will we win a trophy this year...like FUCK..NO NO NO

sorry for the negative ones

Amy Winehouse - Rehab

We need to sign a new keeper
and Wenger says No No No

[marcengels]

[quote="Its Up 4 Grabs Now"]To the tune of “Caravanâ€

[flash gunner]

We need to sign a new keeper
sign a new keeeper
we need to sign a new keeper

He's Shit
He Knows
He always cries and moans
Almunia!!

To Amy Winehouse - Rehab:

Will we win a trophy this year...like FUCK..NO NO NO

sorry for the negative ones

Amy Winehouse - Rehab

We need to sign a new keeper
and Wenger says No No No

or to the same tune

We need to start winning trophies
but Arsene knows, knows, knows

[Big_G]

We need to sign a new keeper
sign a new keeeper
we need to sign a new keeper

He's Shit
He Knows
He always cries and moans
Almunia!!

To Amy Winehouse - Rehab:

Will we win a trophy this year...like FUCK..NO NO NO

sorry for the negative ones

Amy Winehouse - Rehab

We need to sign a new keeper
and Wenger says No No No

added to it

We need to sign a new keeper
but Wenger says No No No
Fabianski will become great,
just watch and you wait, we cried No No No

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Nice lyrics mate, but not the catchiest of tunes.

I was thinking the other way round - dodgy lyrics, catchy tune. Obviously the way Nat King Cole sang it didn’t help but I couldn’t find any other examples except for instrumentals.

Ok then, to "Caravan of Love" instead. Shit song but, and I don’t know if you this but… caravan rhymes with Marouane.

Stuff your fucking Drogba’s
We’ve got Marouane we love
Chamakh, Chamakh, Chamaaakh

No? Ok then.

I'm still going for my re-working of The Special AKA's 1980's protest song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCZKZILvE70

"Freeeeeeeee...Ma-rou-ane Cha-makh"

haven't done anymore lyrics yet!

That actually works pretty well! Although maybe to fit with the Nelson Mandela original we could change the words to:

"Pleeeeeease... sell Carlos Vela!"

[nino_rojo]

for Chamakh I'm thinking a variation of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

Like the idea of Return of the Mack...

Could be pretty easy, just change "Return of the Mack" for "We've got Chamakh". Would be great to have half the crowd sing that and the other half sing "Come on" etc.. How the hell you'd organise thousands of fans into side A and side B though is beyond me

[Big_G]

for Chamakh I'm thinking a variation of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

Like the idea of Return of the Mack...

Could be pretty easy, just change "Return of the Mack" for "We've got Chamakh". Would be great to have half the crowd sing that and the other half sing "Come on" etc.. How the hell you'd organise thousands of fans into side A and side B though is beyond me

North Bank & Clock End taking turns

[I Hate Hleb]

Problem is going to be keeping it in time. It's 'the groove' that helps the original 'keep the beat'. (Yes I know, the 1970's have called and they want their language back!! )

It's okay singing it in your head, but imagine loads of people trying to - especially one end to another.

I might be wrong but although a good idea in theory (because of the rhyme), I doubt using the melody of 'Return of the Mack' will work as well as you hope.