Best picture of twitchy ever

Bring Back Pires · Post by **Bring Back Pires** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:25 pm

AJAAFC wrote:Ah yes but they are the lowest of the low and we should have more class!!!

We do. We're not calling him a paedophile.

AJAAFC · Post by **AJAAFC** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:26 pm

Captain Fabregas: Seriously? I find that a bit of a shame and hope that nothing bad happens to you.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:48 pm

The car crash was real enough, remember when it happened it was big news.

I do not hate the bloke at all, compared to many in the game he seems like quite a nice guy and has a good sense of humour.

Which is why he allowed this photo to be taken of him from the special "Scouting Plane", used by Spurs to fly in circles around their training ground, in a big to get overhead photos of the players' positions, to try and enhance tactical analysis.

Was scrapped after one flight when he dozed off. Their directors figured it was cheaper to let him sleep pitchside in his deck chair.

merse_10 · Post by **merse_10** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:11 pm

AJAAFC wrote:Ah yes but they are the lowest of the low and we should have more class!!!

fuck them and fuck you for even suggesting it

Clueless_In_Dorset · Post by **Clueless_In_Dorset** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:58 pm

I allways thought it was because the twitchy fucker couldnt keep still during the transfer window. Would you prefer droopy wax faced crunt?

Only One Tony Adams · Post by **Only One Tony Adams** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:14 am

12thGooner wrote:

Love it ..

Only One Tony Adams · Post by **Only One Tony Adams** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:15 am

AJAAFC wrote:Am I the only one to find this a bit distasteful? Also "twitchy" has it ever been mentioned that Harry developed this from a car crash at Italia 90 in which his best mate died and he suffered near life threatening injuries and had to be flown back to the UK at low altitude.

Tottenham manager or not he doesn't deserve that nickname or any references to the affliction.

Yes you are, now fuck off..........

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:52 am

Only One Tony Adams wrote:
AJAAFC wrote:Am I the only one to find this a bit distasteful? Also "twitchy" has it ever been mentioned that Harry developed this from a car crash at Italia 90 in which his best mate died and he suffered near life threatening injuries and had to be flown back to the UK at low altitude.

Tottenham manager or not he doesn't deserve that nickname or any references to the affliction.
Yes you are, now fuck off..........

He's got a twitch
He's got a twich
Harry Redknapp
Has got a twitch
How it got it we don't know
How he got it we don't care
All we know is he has got a twitch!

nino_rojo · Post by **nino_rojo** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:01 am

Only One Tony Adams wrote:
AJAAFC wrote:Am I the only one to find this a bit distasteful? Also "twitchy" has it ever been mentioned that Harry developed this from a car crash at Italia 90 in which his best mate died and he suffered near life threatening injuries and had to be flown back to the UK at low altitude.

Tottenham manager or not he doesn't deserve that nickname or any references to the affliction.
Yes you are, now fuck off..........

I assume by "this" you mean the photo? How on EARTH is it distasteful? I can understand if you think the twitchy nickname is distasteful (not that I give a shit) but nothing about the photo is.

Captain Fabregas wrote: Nothing about his twitch, just lost his sense of smell.

Is that why his dressing room is full of shit?

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:08 am

AJAAFC wrote:Captain Fabregas: Seriously? I find that a bit of a shame and hope that nothing bad happens to you.

I refuse to call him Twitchy!

I prefer Cheese on Toast Face!

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:09 am

Bacon face is my word of choice.

Although it does rather put me off the delicious joints of gammon they sell on the Deli counter at Tesco

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:10 am

Ive often wondered if another car crash would make him better looking?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:14 am

Percy Dalton wrote:Ive often wondered if another car crash would make him better looking?

Please, no.

Only because we'd then have "Jamie and Louise" on the fucking cover of Hello magazine selling the story of the day they "Nearly died because of the shock of Harry being in a car crash". Then pages of the sickening pair of talentless cunts pictured on a wintery beach, gazing out to sea, arms around each other looking like they just survived 9/11 or something...

digger · Post by **digger** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:15 am

Percy Dalton wrote:Ive often wondered if another car crash would make him better looking?

"Mr Redknapp, unfortunately the accident melted all the skin off your face. However, we've used revolutionary face transplant technology, and I think you'll agree it's a vast improvement over your previous cheese-on-toast facial appearance"

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:18 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:Ive often wondered if another car crash would make him better looking?

Please, no.

Only because we'd then have "Jamie and Louise" on the fucking cover of Hello magazine selling the story of the day they "Nearly died because of the shock of Harry being in a car crash". Then pages of the sickening pair of talentless cunts pictured on a wintery beach, gazing out to sea, arms around each other looking like they just survived 9/11 or something...

Very true!

If Mr Hiroshama Balloon Factory Face dies and Jamie inherits his brown envelopes, just imagine the amount of holidays he can have!

We will be subjected to more and more playing football on the beach whilst wearing a suit but no shoes plus plenty of hitting golf balls into the sea topless!

Subjected to such torment my eyes would sag, droop and close over, just like 'Appy 'Arrys actually!

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