Song for the Flanimal

stats · Post by **stats** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:33 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:(un)usual thread starterâ€¦ In honour of his rapidly increasing cult status, a song to either inspire or (much more likely) irritate Gooner Forum members (to whom I apologise in advance)â€¦

To the theme tune of The Sweeney http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg0Ry47Bl24â€¦

Flamini, Flamini
Heâ€™s our Demetrio Albertini
Flamini, Flamini
He sold me a red Lamborghini*
Na na na naaaaa
Na na na na naa na na na na

Feel free to change the lyrics as I'm sure there will be many who think the ones above are a pile of Ruud Van Horseshit, but I do feel like the guy deserves a new song to match his cult status.

*copyright of whoever invented the original Flamini/Lamborghini classic piece of poetry.

i love this song & was even singing along to it in college lol

thatgooner · Post by **thatgooner** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:33 pm

rebel gooner wrote:
thatgooner wrote:Bit of a dull one, but it kinda works....

Super,
Super Matt
Super,
Super matt
Super,
super Matt
Super matt Flamini
kinda dull,, but its an effort

Umm i kno, Flamini doesn't really go with alot.
Also most of the people at the Grove wont sing unless the songs a simple little nusery rhyme.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:28 pm

Cheers Stats, not sure it'll ever take off unless somebody at Red Action is reading this???

Even if the original Flamini remix of the old Vieira "2nd hand ******" song that 2 Smooth was talking about made a comeback at least that would be a start... "My old man bought a red Lamborghini ohhhhh Matt Flamini!"

Although a song for King Kolo is surely more of a priority!

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:45 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Cheers Stats, not sure it'll ever take off unless somebody at Red Action is reading this???

Even if the original Flamini remix of the old Vieira "2nd hand ******" song that 2 Smooth was talking about made a comeback at least that would be a start... "My old man bought a red Lamborghini ohhhhh Matt Flamini!"

Although a song for King Kolo is surely more of a priority!

Well done with the effort on the songs again. I remember that you produced a couple of great efforts in the early summer. Was the Berbatov one yours?

Still, think it might be stretching it a bit to introduce a song containing the name Demetrio Albertini

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:18 pm

maybe if we think everything that rhymes with Flamani we might have a chance? so here it goes martini lambrini lambourgini thats it guess we are screw now a song for Eboue?

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:31 pm

Here's my version of it's up for grabs now tune.

Flamini, Flamini
He'll take out Maladini
Flamini, Flamini
then kicked his lamborgini
Na na na naaaaa
Na na na na naa na na na na

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:06 pm

Galasso wrote:

Was the Berbatov one yours?

If you mean the "...is gay and plays for Spuds" Godfather song then yeah. If not, then... no. Although i'm pretty sure for every decent song I posted there were two shite efforts. Sort of like Adebayor's attempts at goal.

Speaking of which I see Villa snatched the Adebayor/Karma Chameleon song for Gabi Agbonlahor!

Thieving bastards aren't called Villains for nothing I guess.

I think you're probably right about Albertini but like 2 Smooth said there's only so many words that rhyme... maybe:
"...rub him the wrong way he'll lamp you like a Genie"! Maybe not.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:27 pm

Forgive me for being extremely sad for replying to my own post (like a schizophrenic whose pen pal is his alter ego

) but maybe this line might work better...

"...We got him from Marseille on a freebie". Not very inspiring but as Homer once said "it's funny because it's true". Sort of.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:18 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Forgive me for being extremely sad for replying to my own post (like a schizophrenic whose pen pal is his alter ego ) but maybe this line might work better...

"...We got him from Marseille on a freebie". Not very inspiring but as Homer once said "it's funny because it's true". Sort of.

In reply to your previous post, yes, that berbatov gay one. Couldn't f**kin hear that tune without hearing your lyrics as well! Well played!

That Marseille bits quite good because it's relevant - Is it still to Minder tune? If so, then how about "He came from Marseille on a freebie" scans a little better.

And now you're torturing me with quotes from Homer which I'm trying to think which episode it came from.

I won't be able to sleep now

thatgooner · Post by **thatgooner** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:25 pm

I hope we hear one or two of these on sunday, i like em.

thats a point tho....
Why is there so many games on Sunday this weekend?
theres only 2 prem games this saturday!

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:28 pm

thatgooner wrote:I hope we hear one or two of these on sunday, i like em.

thats a point tho....
Why is there so many games on Sunday this weekend?
theres only 2 prem games this saturday!

UEFA Cup teams, playing on thursday on obscure cable channels are allowed extra day break from exhausting games against cypriot part-timers.

thatgooner · Post by **thatgooner** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:33 pm

Galasso wrote:
thatgooner wrote:I hope we hear one or two of these on sunday, i like em.

thats a point tho....
Why is there so many games on Sunday this weekend?
theres only 2 prem games this saturday!
UEFA Cup teams, playing on thursday on obscure cable channels are allowed extra day break from exhausting games against cypriot part-timers.

Oh yeah didnt think of that! I take it were on tele on sunday, since its a 12 oclock KO. Means il have to get outta bed earlyish

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:39 pm

Setanta, I think.

Don't know if Ireland is 3 hours ahead or something

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:43 pm

I've got it! to the tune of you've lost that loving feeling. see what you think ?

We've got Matt Flamini whooaaa oh Matt Flamini we got him on a freebie whooaaa Matt Matt Matt. its a work in progress

thatgooner · Post by **thatgooner** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:46 pm

Galasso wrote:Setanta, I think.

Don't know if Ireland is 3 hours ahead or something

Ireland?
No im just lazy, i like to be at the ground 30mins before KO so i'll need to be up at like 10 or somethin??