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Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 4:56 pm**

QuartzGooner wrote:In London there are three traditional birthday celebrations.

The Bumps

Someone is held horizontally with his arms and legs out, by a group of people, and is thrown up and down.
When he is up in the air people kick his arse.

The Wedgie

Someone's underpants are grabbed from behind and pulled upwards, very hard. They squash his nuts and go up his arse crack.

The Poll Job

Some is grabbed in the same way as the Bumps. They have their legs forced apart, and are pushed hard into a poll so that it squashes his nuts.

None of the above is pleasant!

"the wedgie" is a classic. here we call it "estique", which means a 'stretch'. it's excellent, both on boys and girls

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:25 pm**

I read the comments on here before watching the video and I have to say I was disappointed.

Was definitely expecting a lot worse, and if you guys think that's cruel, then you've either had a sheltered life or are a bunch of pussies that used to play with Barbie Dolls!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:53 pm**

I Hate Hleb wrote:I read the comments on here before watching the video and I have to say I was disappointed. Was definitely expecting a lot worse, and if you guys think that's cruel, then you've either had a sheltered life or are a bunch of pussies that used to play with Barbie Dolls!!

you add so many emoticons to your posts that i don't know when you're joking and when you're not

are you being serious? you really think that was not OTT?

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:57 pm**

flash gunner wrote:Just seen this cant make my mind up if its all good fun or over the top, i think it goes a bit over the top to be honest He doesnt seem to be having much fun either. What club is it bG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Q--I12 ... =topvideos

I'd like to see the gutless prick who was punching him try that on someone like - Tony Adams, roy keane or Gadduso

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:04 pm**

I didn't think it was that bad. Now I know how to help my mum celebrate her birthday.

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:03 pm**

brazilianGOONER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:I read the comments on here before watching the video and I have to say I was disappointed. Was definitely expecting a lot worse, and if you guys think that's cruel, then you've either had a sheltered life or are a bunch of pussies that used to play with Barbie Dolls!!
you add so many emoticons to your posts that i don't know when you're joking and when you're not

are you being serious? you really think that was not OTT?

Yes!!!!

Not only, as a youngster, did I play games of Bull-Dog where much worse treatment was 'dished out' to all and sundry, but also it was tame compared to some of the 'Birthday bumps' we gave and took.

The only logical conclusion I can come to is that you Brazilian's are a bit soft!!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:08 pm**

I Hate Hleb wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:I read the comments on here before watching the video and I have to say I was disappointed. Was definitely expecting a lot worse, and if you guys think that's cruel, then you've either had a sheltered life or are a bunch of pussies that used to play with Barbie Dolls!!
you add so many emoticons to your posts that i don't know when you're joking and when you're not

are you being serious? you really think that was not OTT?
Yes!!!!

Not only, as a youngster, did I play games of Bull-Dog where much worse treatment was 'dished out' to all and sundry, but also it was tame compared to some of the 'Birthday bumps' we gave and took.

The only logical conclusion I can come to is that you Brazilian's are a bit soft!!!

British Bulldog... surely.. I can't see the video as I'm at work, but in my seniors school, we had to run through a tunnel of people, kicking the shit out of you, and they also had steel toe-capped doc martins on... quite painful, but Brazilian Gooner would have loved it...

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:12 pm**

British Bulldog is a game of which you expect to get a few bruises. This poor fella has brought in a birthday cake for himself and he gets stomped on and then tied to a poll and punched. Don't know why people are trying to make out as if it's an "ok" thing to do.

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:47 pm**

No-one is saying 'it's an okay thing to do'!!!

All I pointed out was that it didn't quite live up to the billing, and that I've seen far worse.

Fecking left wing liberals!!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:03 pm**

I Hate Hleb wrote:No-one is saying 'it's an okay thing to do'!!! All I pointed out was that it didn't quite live up to the billing, and that I've seen far worse. Fecking left wing liberals!!!

Hlebby the title of the thread was banter or bullying personally i think its OTT but it could easily be thought of as banter

Posted: **Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:40 pm**

they're professional footballers and should grow the fuck up. pathetic

Posted: **Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:08 am**

BUMPS at my school was about 10 times worse than anything on that video, bruised ribs for week......the video is proabably half of what he got behind the camera.....still i agree very juvenile.

Posted: **Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:08 am**

BUMPS at my school was about 10 times worse than anything on that video, bruised ribs for week......the video is proabably half of what he got behind the camera.....still i agree very juvenile.

Posted: **Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:52 am**

flash gunner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Poor fucker took a cake in and ended up getting battered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIzEVgbF ... re=related

here is the full video.

anyway flash, don't think that the guy is a saint. he recently went on twitcam and said some pretty nasty things to the supporters that were watching him, stuff like "what you earn a week is less than what i spend with my dog".

we're used to some pretty heavy banter here, people really don't respect each other. i fucking hate it.
Looked like a couple of players squared up to eachother at one point there too Im not being rascist at all but it looks like a David Atttenbrough nature programme where a frenzy is taking place like you see between chimpanzees or sharks or something. Its like basic nature all turning on the weakest one

Fuck me - Id PAY to watch sharks and chimpanzees fighting each other! My money would be on the sharks.

Posted: **Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:59 am**

DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Poor fucker took a cake in and ended up getting battered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIzEVgbF ... re=related

here is the full video.

anyway flash, don't think that the guy is a saint. he recently went on twitcam and said some pretty nasty things to the supporters that were watching him, stuff like "what you earn a week is less than what i spend with my dog".

we're used to some pretty heavy banter here, people really don't respect each other. i fucking hate it.
Looked like a couple of players squared up to eachother at one point there too Im not being rascist at all but it looks like a David Atttenbrough nature programme where a frenzy is taking place like you see between chimpanzees or sharks or something. Its like basic nature all turning on the weakest one
Fuck me - Id PAY to watch sharks and chimpanzees fighting each other! My money would be on the sharks.

Can the chimps use weapons though?

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