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goonersid wrote:Shower of fucking parasites

you would though!!!!

flash gunner wrote:

goonersid wrote:Shower of fucking parasites

you would though!!!!

Yip she can suck on me anytime she fancies.

stg wrote:My first thought when watching the interview yesterday

I wonder if she gives head?

Is she related to Henry Norris?? If so, a spitter she would be ??

franksav63 wrote:

stg wrote:My first thought when watching the interview yesterday

I wonder if she gives head?

Is she related to Henry Norris?? If so, a spitter she would be ??

:awnker:

my family are swallowers

If she gets bored of her throne she can feel free to sit on me face.

Yes I would

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Does she shave or wax?

I definitely would (but if my lovely wife is reading this I'm only joking my poppet)

Eboue-Why? wrote:I definitely would (but if my lovely wife is reading this I'm only joking my poppet)

Peter your wife has just txt me and she wants to know who this girl Jamie is you keep txting

I have

I've had her mother.

This is a car crash waiting to happen

I notice that the royals are dumbing down their posh accents. Dropping aitches, etc.

Ol' Camilla was very happy about the forthcoming wedding and said it was "wicked".

They're all trying to get streetcred, innit?

You can tell that he hasn't shagged her yet, as that would mean both and his Father and his Brother (and Uncles) would have too and so she be walking bandy legge'd - as her arse would be like a broken cat flap!

well it's true!

Camilla goes to the queen and says "Every time I suck Charles' knob I get acid indigestion"

The queen replies "Have you tried Andrews?"