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Many years ago I was having a regular shag with a girl who had a twin sister.

She let it be known that her sister fancied me, too.

Such delicious thoughts ran through my brain. :D Alas, I only ever shagged the one of them. :(

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olgitgooner wrote:Many years ago I was having a regular shag with a girl who had a twin sister.

She let it be known that her sister fancied me, too.

Such delicious thoughts ran through my brain. :D Alas, I only ever shagged the one of them. :(
As far as you know og. They may have done the ol' switcheroo for ya :wink:

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I cant tell you Lovely Gooners how our MACKEN friend has cheered me up..
Give him honourary membership please..I LOVE HIM!! :barscarf: :barscarf:

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stg wrote:
defleppardisking wrote:marykate and ashely :lol: :wink:

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100 things to do before I die: Fuck twins
Do you think they have..........No twin sisters wouldnt or would they........perhaps they have to see if it feels different??????

I wonder if they have a video of it if they did :oops: Tissues needed
Just imagine the two look alike going down on you. You may think you are seeing things but you are not. Sweet heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'd smash that :oops: 8)

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defleppardisking wrote:
stg wrote:
defleppardisking wrote:marykate and ashely :lol: :wink:

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100 things to do before I die: Fuck twins
Do you think they have..........No twin sisters wouldnt or would they........perhaps they have to see if it feels different??????

I wonder if they have a video of it if they did :oops: Tissues needed
Just imagine the two look alike going down on you. You may think you are seeing things but you are not. Sweet heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would love to smash one and hang out the back of the other. :barscarf:

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stg wrote:
defleppardisking wrote:marykate and ashely :lol: :wink:

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100 things to do before I die: Fuck twins
Do you think they have..........No twin sisters wouldnt or would they........perhaps they have to see if it feels different??????

I wonder if they have a video of it if they did :oops: Tissues needed
If pornography has informed me correctly, and i'm sure it has, then we can be certain that attractive twin sisters most definitely have sex with each other at every given opportunity.

:barscarf:

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defleppardisking wrote:marykate and ashely :lol: :wink:

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100 things to do before I die: Fuck twins
Yes, but WHY? have they got Gaffa Tape on their Tits???? :? :hmmthink: :D :wink:

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ps: The one on the left looks a bit Myleen Klass(ish) !!! :D :oops: :sex2:

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those 2 aint twins...One of em has bigger Tits than the other :? :?

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I grew up watching them. Loved their show. :oops: :wink:

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Dan_85 wrote:
stg wrote:
defleppardisking wrote:marykate and ashely :lol: :wink:

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100 things to do before I die: Fuck twins
Do you think they have..........No twin sisters wouldnt or would they........perhaps they have to see if it feels different??????

I wonder if they have a video of it if they did :oops: Tissues needed
If pornography has informed me correctly, and i'm sure it has, then we can be certain that attractive twin sisters most definitely have sex with each other at every given opportunity.

:barscarf:
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:

8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Dan_85 wrote:
stg wrote:
defleppardisking wrote:marykate and ashely :lol: :wink:

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100 things to do before I die: Fuck twins
Do you think they have..........No twin sisters wouldnt or would they........perhaps they have to see if it feels different??????

I wonder if they have a video of it if they did :oops: Tissues needed
If pornography has informed me correctly, and i'm sure it has, then we can be certain that attractive twin sisters most definitely have sex with each other at every given opportunity.

:barscarf:
Pornography teaches us many things:-
1) All girls want sex as soon as they turn 18
2) All Women are bi-sexual
3) All Women want Anal sex
4) All women will do anything to get away with it when there is a police office around
5) Women never have any money to pay for a delivery
6) Women very rarely have pubic hair
7) Women nurses all want to have sex with thier patients
8) Asian men have odd sexual habits
9) All women want to be filmed while having sex with another person
10) All women are turned on by a man holding a video camera
11) All female secretaries wear glasses and fishnets and want to have sex on the bosses table
12) Women dont gag
13) All women swallow
14) Women wear high hells in bed
15) University/college girls wil do anything for good marks
16) women never have headaches or periods
17) All women enjoy oral sex
18) You must change position every 30 seconds or so
19) All women police officers will let you off if you have sex with them
20) All omen are suprised when you unzip your trousers
21) All women orgasm during sex
22) If you walk in on a couple having sex they will always ask you to join in
23) All men can last for ages

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Are you trying to suggest that any of the above is not true stg? :shock: :shock: :? :wink: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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