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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:55 pm
by Arsenal 1991
DB10GOONER wrote:Arsenal 1991 wrote:I actually got banned for posting jokes about the oirish would you believe.
This is what I posted!
Q: How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand?
A: Pulling out the plug.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: Why did the Irishman refuse to be a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Because he didn't see the accident.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Saint Patrick's Day Parade.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with a university degree?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman happy in his old age?
A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Q: Did you hear about the Irish lesbian?
A: She likes men.
Racist scum. Banned.
Aaaaahhhh I had ya worried didn't I ya little bollocks??!!
I made Radford and a scotsman laugh anyway!
Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:55 pm
by Arsenal 1991
DB10GOONER wrote:Arsenal 1991 wrote:I actually got banned for posting jokes about the oirish would you believe.
This is what I posted!
Q: How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand?
A: Pulling out the plug.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: Why did the Irishman refuse to be a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Because he didn't see the accident.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Saint Patrick's Day Parade.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with a university degree?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman happy in his old age?
A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Q: Did you hear about the Irish lesbian?
A: She likes men.
Remember, you are Engerlish. You have some Oirish in you. Certainly your mother had at some stage.
Im part German and Austrian.
Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:57 pm
by DB10GOONER
Arsenal 1991 wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:Arsenal 1991 wrote:I actually got banned for posting jokes about the oirish would you believe.
This is what I posted!
Q: How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand?
A: Pulling out the plug.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: Why did the Irishman refuse to be a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Because he didn't see the accident.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Saint Patrick's Day Parade.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with a university degree?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman happy in his old age?
A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Q: Did you hear about the Irish lesbian?
A: She likes men.
Remember, you are Engerlish. You have some Oirish in you. Certainly your mother had at some stage.
Im part German and Austrian.
Yep, we fucked alot of their women too.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:34 am
by U.F.G Anfield '89
Arsenal 1991 wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:Arsenal 1991 wrote:I actually got banned for posting jokes about the oirish would you believe.
This is what I posted!
Q: How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand?
A: Pulling out the plug.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: Why did the Irishman refuse to be a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Because he didn't see the accident.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Saint Patrick's Day Parade.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with a university degree?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman happy in his old age?
A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Q: Did you hear about the Irish lesbian?
A: She likes men.
Remember, you are Engerlish. You have some Oirish in you. Certainly your mother had at some stage.
Im part German and Austrian.
yeah, because there's nothing to make fun of them over
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:44 am
by DB10GOONER
U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:Arsenal 1991 wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:Arsenal 1991 wrote:I actually got banned for posting jokes about the oirish would you believe.
This is what I posted!
Q: How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand?
A: Pulling out the plug.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: Why did the Irishman refuse to be a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Because he didn't see the accident.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Saint Patrick's Day Parade.
Q: What do you call an Irishman with a university degree?
A: A liar.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman happy in his old age?
A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.
Q: Did you hear about the Irish lesbian?
A: She likes men.
Remember, you are Engerlish. You have some Oirish in you. Certainly your mother had at some stage.
Im part German and Austrian.
yeah, because there's nothing to make fun of them over
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:08 pm
by storrmin571
The jokes were so poor you deserved banning.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:48 pm
by Arsenal 1991
storrmin571 wrote:The jokes were so poor you deserved banning.
Don't make me start on the welsh.
Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:14 pm
by storrmin571
Just cos we got there before the Oirish.
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:27 pm
by DB10GOONER