Tonight...im on a Date with a Driving Instructor

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:53 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:No Flash"y..im NOT messing about..Theres something that IM NOT SAYING HERE,that we have in common.
You will NEVER guess what it is in a million years.

Three guesses Gnuey...

1. The lady is a Gooner(ette) ?

2. She has had the same Op?

3. Her Nomme De Plumme is Mrs Gnuey?

Hope it goes well mate!

rodders999 · Post by **rodders999** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:55 pm

Ye are both banned from Orient?

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:10 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:No Flash"y..im NOT messing about..Theres something that IM NOT SAYING HERE,that we have in common.
You will NEVER guess what it is in a million years.

Three guesses Gnuey...

1. The lady is a Gooner(ette) ?

2. She has had the same Op?

3. Her Nomme De Plumme is Mrs Gnuey?

Hope it goes well mate!

Well done Bard"y your right!!!

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:10 pm

"When I tap the dashboard Mr ****,I want you to stop!"

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:25 pm

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:18 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:

Remember ****"y.....mirror, signal, manoevure!

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:10 pm

How did the date go ****?

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:31 pm

flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?

lets say her snatch was visited by a 2 inch intruder

Post by **flash gunner** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:35 pm

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
lets say her snatch was visited by a 2 inch intruder

Poor snatch

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:14 pm

flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?

Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:27 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??

Get your cock out

Chunky The Gooner · Post by **Chunky The Gooner** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:09 am

mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??

Yes matey it means all you wear at the do is a tie nothing else .............

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:24 am

mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??

Yes mate....

You have to go in something black, and its likely to be very expensive.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:52 am

mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??

Yes. If you want a return snatch I mean match then don't drink too much and smile and laugh a lot when people speak to you...if that doesn't seem to be working..........have 6 swift doubles stand on the nearest table drop yer strides and shouts Oi! any s**ds fans in ere can kiss my brown ring!

Oh and wear a black (bow) tie.....

and when using the cutlery always start from the outside ones and work in....soup/fish/meat - main/desert courses etc..

Post by **flash gunner** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:15 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black dildo do...Ive never entered one..Any Advice??

not sure **** but a pot of vas wont go a miss