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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:53 pm
by OneBardGooner
mrgnu1958 wrote:No Flash"y..im NOT messing about..Theres something that IM NOT SAYING HERE,that we have in common.
You will NEVER guess what it is in a million years. :lol: :lol:
Three guesses Gnuey...

1. The lady is a Gooner(ette) ?

2. She has had the same Op?

3. Her Nomme De Plumme is Mrs Gnuey?

:D

Hope it goes well mate! :high5:

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:55 pm
by rodders999
Ye are both banned from Orient?

:wink:

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:10 pm
by mrgnu1958
OneBardGooner wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:No Flash"y..im NOT messing about..Theres something that IM NOT SAYING HERE,that we have in common.
You will NEVER guess what it is in a million years. :lol: :lol:
Three guesses Gnuey...

1. The lady is a Gooner(ette) ?

2. She has had the same Op?

3. Her Nomme De Plumme is Mrs Gnuey?

:D

Hope it goes well mate! :high5:
Well done Bard"y your right!!! :shock:

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:10 pm
by Rugby Gooner
"When I tap the dashboard Mr ****,I want you to stop!" :lol: :wink:

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:25 pm
by mrgnu1958
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:18 pm
by frankbutcher
mrgnu1958 wrote::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Remember ****"y.....mirror, signal, manoevure!

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:10 pm
by flash gunner
How did the date go ****?

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:31 pm
by Henry Norris 1913
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
lets say her snatch was visited by a 2 inch intruder :shock:

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:35 pm
by flash gunner
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
lets say her snatch was visited by a 2 inch intruder :shock:
Poor snatch :cry:



:lol:

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:14 pm
by mrgnu1958
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:27 pm
by frankbutcher
mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??
Get your cock out :roll:

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:09 am
by Chunky The Gooner
mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??

Yes matey it means all you wear at the do is a tie nothing else .............

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:24 am
by marcengels
mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??


Yes mate....

You have to go in something black, and its likely to be very expensive.


:roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:52 am
by OneBardGooner
mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black Tie do...Ive never done one..Any Advice??
Yes. If you want a return snatch I mean match then don't drink too much and smile and laugh a lot when people speak to you...if that doesn't seem to be working..........have 6 swift doubles stand on the nearest table drop yer strides and shouts Oi! any s**ds fans in ere can kiss my brown ring! :wink:



Oh and wear a black (bow) tie..... 8) and when using the cutlery always start from the outside ones and work in....soup/fish/meat - main/desert courses etc.. :barscarf:

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:15 pm
by flash gunner
mrgnu1958 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:How did the date go ****?
Well..ANNe has invited me to a Black dildo do...Ive never entered one..Any Advice??

:shock: :shock: :shock:

not sure **** but a pot of vas wont go a miss
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