MALE HYGIENE AND PERSONAL GROOMING

BournemouthRED · Post by **BournemouthRED** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:42 pm

isnt lynx for 12 yr olds?

reminds me of going on a school trip and getting high inhaling the stuff

im a keen believer that males can indeed groom themselves and not be 'gay' in the same way that i dont look at a woman at football drinking a pint of beer and think lesbian!

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:54 pm

Personall i prefer to be free of pubes..Keeps ya fresh

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:17 pm

mrgnu1958 wrote:Personall i prefer to be free of pubes..Keeps ya fresh

Right....

I use lynx but aftershave? fuck off.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:32 pm

Aftershave is for real men.

Post by **Barriecuda** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:11 am

Did you know? Lynx is known as "Axe" in North America!

Carry on.

Oh, and I use talc powder, then a nonscented antiperspirant (Mitchum solid clear), followed by a very light spritz of a subtle cologne (Boss) on my wrist to rub on my neck and chest.

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:00 pm

The following things are NOT permitted:
Eye contact,
Scented candles,
Power ballads.

Post by **HashKads** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:48 pm

I use these in the morning;

Then a little splash of aftershave

I love when I touch a mans palm and there soft and moisturised, not with lube though

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:26 pm

Rugby Gooner wrote:The following things are NOT permitted:
Eye contact,
Scented candles,
Power ballads.

why on earth did you omit the budgie smugglers?!

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:28 pm

xDAVEYx wrote:
Rugby Gooner wrote:The following things are NOT permitted:
Eye contact,
Scented candles,
Power ballads.

why on earth did you omit the budgie smugglers?!

Because I didn't want to upset Kingjayson1 !!!

Captain Fabregas · Post by **Captain Fabregas** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:41 pm

I use anti-perspirant, aftershave, moisturizer and hair gel in the mornings

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:58 am

Captain Fabregas wrote:I use anti-perspirant, aftershave, moisturizer and hair gel in the mornings

You must look lovely and smell like a whore's boudoir.

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:56 pm

gun oil and swarfega for me. Although the swarfega can sting the ole' bollocks from time to time. Still, nobody really minds a little bit of swelling and it does keep the rash under control.

I like to finish off my daily grooming routine with a quick 5 knuckle shuffle (amend to 6 knuckle for residents of Dublin) to leave a little dry flaky ring on the old fella.

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:12 pm

i have about 15 different bottles of aftershave spray, all for different occasions, make of that what you will

and i still use lynx but will probably switch to anti-pers stuff after time.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:49 am

kingjayson1 wrote:I use these in the morning;

Then a little splash of aftershave I love when I touch a mans palm and there soft and moisturised, not with lube though

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 8:49 am

SPUDMASHER wrote:gun oil and swarfega for me. Although the swarfega can sting the ole' bollocks from time to time. Still, nobody really minds a little bit of swelling and it does keep the rash under control.

I like to finish off my daily grooming routine with a quick 5 knuckle shuffle (amend to 6 knuckle for residents of Dublin) to leave a little dry flaky ring on the old fella.

The missus still not talking to you, Spuddy...?