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Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:37 am**

flash gunner wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:"SNIFF:
Just gone 9.30 **** is probably through his first bottle of wine

MODS ALL LEAVE IS CANCELLED DEF-CON 1 ALERT

cheeky Fecker!! im on the wagon

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:20 am**

rodders999 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
mrgnu1958 wrote:"SNIFF:
Just gone 9.30 **** is probably through his first bottle of wine

MODS ALL LEAVE IS CANCELLED DEF-CON 1 ALERT

Every time I now hear a celebrity has died my first reaction is - I wonder what sort of shit storm **** will create over this!

That can't be healthy.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:34 am**

I think you can stand down now mods

Im sure its been a stressful night for you all

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:04 am**

flash gunner wrote:I think you can stand down now mods Im sure its been a stressful night for you all

back to bed now for me, been a stressful night

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:36 am**

REBEL GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:I think you can stand down now mods Im sure its been a stressful night for you all

back to bed now for me, been a stressful night

Yeah, didn't get a wink of sleep. I'm downgrading this to a DefCon 3 because whilst the initial threat may have passed there is still potential for a sneak attack.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:51 pm**

mrgnu1958 wrote:That was Glenda jackson...Is SHE dead as well?

No, but I wouldn't shed any tears over THAT communist errmmm..thing, either!

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:49 pm**

What about Norman wisdom?????

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:19 pm**

Back to Def-Con 1, the attack is now two-pronged

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:21 pm**

SWLGooner wrote:Back to Def-Con 1, the attack is now two-pronged

All leave is cancelled - mods to your gun emplacements.

Augie - shine your bald radar and light deflecting head at **** and Species. Hlebby - get off the drugs you junkie scum; we may need you to actually do some work around here for once! Jayson - put your arse away, no one is interested in these dark days of possible thermoGNUclear war!!

Sorry Martin, thermoGNUcular, for you.

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:41 pm**

SWLGooner wrote:Back to Def-Con 1, the attack is now two-inch pronged

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:19 pm**

Its ok i tell ya"s im on the Wagon.....I AM!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway...i prefered richard burton

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:52 pm**

mrgnu1958 wrote:Its ok i tell ya"s im on the Wagon.....I AM!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway...i prefered richard burton

The inference being you ENJOYED the jaggy brush..

Don't tell Jayson...

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:04 pm**

mrgnu1958 wrote:Its ok i tell ya"s im on the Wagon.....I AM!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway...i prefered richard burton

Ok, stand down men, stand down. Hlebby - you can go back on the skank you dirtbird. augie - put your hat back on, your bald as a bastard head is blinding me. Jayson - seriously, take marc out of your ass, that cannot be healthy.

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:08 pm**

Apparently Liz Taylor and Norman Wisdom had an affair years ago

and what with the weekend drinking coming up i think mods should have all weekend leave cancelled

www.thesun.co.uk/taylorandwisdomsexscandal

Posted: **Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:08 pm**

flash gunner wrote:Apparently Liz Taylor and Norman Wisdom had an affair years ago and what with the weekend drinking coming up i think mods should have all weekend leave cancelled

www.thesun.co.uk/taylorandwisdomsexscandal

Bastard. Fucking bastard, Flash. Lads, weekend leave is cancelled. Back to DEFCON 1.

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