Jack the Dad

Bradywasking · Post by **Bradywasking** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:15 am

QuartzGooner wrote:Just googled this.
PA Wire News and Reuters already confirm that the embryo has been signed by Wenger on a long term contract for an undisclosed fee.

Desire and focus in an embryo is so important. Arsene has massive belief in the potential of this group, he thinks they can challange for the South East Counties league in 2031.

Fabregas_Is_My_Hero · Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:51 am

this could be great news for all Gooners. Hear me out:

If she's due in late july/early august then Jack will probably want to be around for the birth, and the end stages of the pregnancy.

Therefore, he will be less willing to travel to the U21 tournament.

This will mean he won't get physically burntout over the summer, and there is less chance of him getting injured.

Granted, he might get emotionally tired, as the majority of new fathers do, but this will be easier to overcome than getting physically exhausted (in theory)

Anyway, congratulations to Jack.

Lethal · Post by **Lethal** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:56 am

So in 17 years time we can look forward to jack playing his last season for the club and his son stepping up to the plate

Post by **REB** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:59 am

Lethal wrote:So in 17 years time we can look forward to jack playing his last season for the club and his son stepping up to the plate

for chelsea

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:43 am

Bring Back Pires wrote:It seems Wilshere's tweet of, "I'm the Daddy" has been taken way out of context.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:46 am

Lethal wrote:So in 17 years time we can look forward to jack playing his last season for the club and his son stepping up to plate

Why would we be interested in Wilshere Junior's first oral visit to a lady's 'promised land'?

mikeyb772001 · Post by **mikeyb772001** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:47 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Lethal wrote:So in 17 years time we can look forward to jack playing his last season for the club and his son stepping up to plate

Why would we be interested in Wilshere Junior's first oral visit to a lady's 'promised land'?

your jokes are getting Worse Hleb! I bet you do make yourself laugh though

Arsenal 1991 · Post by **Arsenal 1991** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:04 pm

FYI Hazard has already had two children and is 19.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:29 pm

LDB wrote:Theres nothing this lad cant do

Well I did hear he was playing away!

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:44 pm

My money is on John Terry!!!

Never Outgunned · Post by **Never Outgunned** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:13 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
LDB wrote:The murdoch rag is running a story that Jack has got his ex preggo..

Thoughts? Potentially beneficial or more bad news?
How do you get an "ex" pregnant would be my first question

Appearently it involves a stork.

Though who fucks the stork no one has yet informed me

1989 · Post by **1989** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:26 pm

This is what happens when you forget to put on a condom, you impregnate bitches.

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:32 pm

1989 wrote:This is what happens when you forget to put on a condom, you impregnate bitches.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is the Online Gooner thought for the day

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:43 pm

LDB wrote:
1989 wrote:This is what happens when you forget to put on a condom, you impregnate bitches.
And that ladies and gentlemen, is the Online Gooner thought for the day

Confucious-esque

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:56 pm

flash gunner wrote:
LDB wrote:
1989 wrote:This is what happens when you forget to put on a condom, you impregnate bitches.
And that ladies and gentlemen, is the Online Gooner thought for the day

Confucious-esque

JeremyKyle-esque more like...

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