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oh stoke, you make me laugh.

can't wait to get to they're little ground and blast out a few "YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER, YOU UNCLE IS YOUR BROTHER, THEY ONLY SHAG EACH OTHER, THE STOKIE FAMILY".

as you can see I have a way with words

Just read some of their comments about Aaron Ramsey.
What a bunch of Fucking *word censored*!!!

Dan, a few over there are starting to warm to you

SWLGooner wrote:This is hilarious this whole thing. We will, we will Stoke you! Fucking hell.

Kbj they would love you over there!! You are exactly what they imagine of us....

Don't do lattes, just cock

kingjayson1 wrote: Don't do lattes, just cock

You learn something new every day :lol: :lol:

Henry Norris 1913 wrote: oh stoke, you make me laugh.

can't wait to get to they're little ground and blast out a few "YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER, YOU UNCLE IS YOUR BROTHER, THEY ONLY SHAG EACH OTHER, THE STOKIE FAMILY".

as you can see I have a way with words

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Utterly hillarious.

1886 wrote:Dan, a few over there are starting to warm to you

They love me really, they tried to get me to sign up to some Stoke fan club i think?!

Dan can you ask them if they would like to feature in my new book, need a few volunteers for the inbred chapter;

Dan_85 wrote:

1886 wrote:Dan, a few over there are starting to warm to you

They love me really, they tried to get me to sign up to some Stoke fan club i think?!

kingjayson1 wrote:Dan can you ask them if they would like to feature in my new book, need a few volunteers for the inbred chapter;

Fuck, it's been deleted, humorless gits the lot of them.

Anyone want screenshots? I can still view page 1 apparently.

EDIT: Never mind, can view page 3 but not page 2 for some reason.

Oh shut up you tart. I hate it when arse fans try to put singing "Wenger is a paedo" on the same level as derogatory songs about actual real people who died in actual tragic circumstances. They're not comparable.

PS Wenger is a paedo.

Think we will keep to jokes about trivial things such as the calcium deficient ramsey girl's shattered leg.

2 qeustions for our gooner friends.

1. Whats it feel like knowing our stone age last bastian of all that is good in english football as one of you so delicately put it, has more chance of winning something than your angelic ballerina type shit does this year?

2. Do you think you can remember take Ramsey's leg with you this time it cluttered up the pitch last time out?

I guess we could debate that traits in the Stoke team can be seen in England last summer (how did we do in the World Cup again) but these quotes from the Oatcake forum sum up what a bunch of *word censored* they truly are. As for the Wenger Paedo chants, Fergie himself has said they're as bad as Munich. So if they start singing that or any songs about Ramsey, maybe we should give a rendition of 'Pulis, where's your mum? Pulis, Pulis, where's your mum?' Bit tasteless imo, but if they want to act like *word censored* and give out, we should dish it back. *word censored*

Reet ive been up for doing a worse song than them, I thought, hmm, they've upped the bar with "we will rock you", but I thought "no, Sunderland shall not be outdone by these heathens". So, I have devilishly attempted to make a song as gay as that just for the next time you visit the Stadium of Light, and this was not an easy task. But nonetheless, I'm pissed, so I bring you (quite fucking obviously to the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k )

Wenger, I know why you feel down, I said Wenger
Cos you're in Sunderland town, I said Wenger
You can put on a frown,
Cos we're going, to, beat, your, team lad

Wenger, yes I know that we're shit, I said Wenger,
But this one time we'll hit, it off, Wenger
And Muntari's a clit, but he must, play, decent, one game

We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?

We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?

Wenger, I'd say you're a has been,
I said Wenger, soon we'll be singing Queen,
I said Wenger, oh we must be so mean,
We must be, as, hard, as, nails son,

Wenger, how do you like this dress,
I said Wenger, my lad said it'd impress,
I said Wenger, he said wear nothing less,
As he, fucked, me, up, my arsehole

We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?

(I didnt manage to beat them for gayness, but I reckon I had a canny good go at it, you'll be shaking in your boots next time you're coming up our neck of the woods I promise thee!)

Revgoon89 wrote:Fuck, it's been deleted, humorless gits the lot of them.

Anyone want screenshots? I can still view page 1 apparently.

EDIT: Never mind, can view page 3 but not page 2 for some reason.

Miserable bastards, I've got page 2 up if you want it though.

Having lived 30 minutes from Stoke it's about as souless and boring as a trip to North Wales, only place I've seen which could top that was Leicester. If I ever had to go in there then I never lingered, thought i'd die of boredom otherwise.