JACK WILSHERE AND FUCKING TWITTER!

[safcftm]

It's easy to fall into the trap of thinking that a player's ability to produce wonderful things on the pitch is mirrored when he's not playing. This is rarely the case and, embarrassingly, many foreign players speak more eloquently in English than our home grown ones.

I do worry about Jack off the field and about players who due to ego or lack of judgement think we want to know this drivel.

Imagine! You meet Jack in your local. You think 'wow' it's Jack! You wander over and say, "Hi Jack, how's it going?" And he says, "I went to bed quite early last night and I tried some new cereal for breakfast this morning".
You think, 'What a boring c**t!"
If it's too boring to say it face-to-face, don't put it on Twitter.

Unfortunately you would think that it is only a lack of judgment or oversized ego leading them to this conclusion, but alas players like Wilshere will have an absolute army of fans on twitter, all kissing his arse and "tweeting" him about every "tweet" he posts. They think people care because, unfortunately, this country has a lot of stupid people who do

[SWLGooner]

Did you all see Frimpong get shat on by the PC brigade for posting an AIDS joke?

[OnlyGotOneSong]

Did you all see Frimpong get shat on by the PC brigade for posting an AIDS joke?

Wasn't it JET?

[Rosie_titters]

can't stand celebrity twitter pages, it's just another way of rubbing your fucking nose in and basically saying my life is wonderful and your life is shit


it's like some celeby cúnt saying "i've just had four weeks in Barbados, now flying back in first class, should be landing in 10 minutes according to my rolex then driving my £100k hummer home to my mansion and then finishing it say how's the rest of you folks.

"yeah i am great it's pissing down with ran whilst i am sitting in my council flat, reading your twitter page, whilst eating a bowl of coco pops"

it's like Prince Charles visiting the fucking homeless

[safcftm]

to be fair, coco pops are fucking lush, i reckon jack would be quite jealous, especially if he had to eat fruit and stuff, being a footballer does have its drawbacks

[Rosie_titters]

to be fair, coco pops are fucking lush, i reckon jack would be quite jealous, especially if he had to eat fruit and stuff, being a footballer does have its drawbacks

i come to expect this from a northerner, are you in your council flat as you type this

[Henry Norris 1913]

to be fair, coco pops are fucking lush, i reckon jack would be quite jealous, especially if he had to eat fruit and stuff, being a footballer does have its drawbacks

i come to expect this from a northerner, are you in your council flat as you type this

I am

and if SAFCFTM was a millionaire footballer he wouldn't be playing sunderland

[Henry Norris 1913]

to be fair, coco pops are fucking lush, i reckon jack would be quite jealous, especially if he had to eat fruit and stuff, being a footballer does have its drawbacks

i come to expect this from a northerner, are you in your council flat as you type this

I am

and if SAFCFTM was a millionaire footballer he wouldn't be playing for sunderland

[safcftm]

to be fair, coco pops are fucking lush, i reckon jack would be quite jealous, especially if he had to eat fruit and stuff, being a footballer does have its drawbacks

i come to expect this from a northerner, are you in your council flat as you type this

oh aye- not for long though, the whippet is needing its walk

[Rosie_titters]

to be fair, coco pops are fucking lush, i reckon jack would be quite jealous, especially if he had to eat fruit and stuff, being a footballer does have its drawbacks

i come to expect this from a northerner, are you in your council flat as you type this

oh aye- not for long though, the whippet is needing its walk

are you taking the whippet out, before you clean the pigeons out or after - and don't forget to have a brown ale down your local

[Henry Norris 1913]

to be fair, coco pops are fucking lush, i reckon jack would be quite jealous, especially if he had to eat fruit and stuff, being a footballer does have its drawbacks

i come to expect this from a northerner, are you in your council flat as you type this

oh aye- not for long though, the whippet is needing its walk

are you taking the whippet out, before you clean the pigeons out or after - and don't forget to have a brown ale down your local

he's beating his wife first, jesus get it right

[Rugby Gooner]

to be fair, coco pops are fucking lush, i reckon jack would be quite jealous, especially if he had to eat fruit and stuff, being a footballer does have its drawbacks

i come to expect this from a northerner, are you in your council flat as you type this

oh aye- not for long though, the whippet is needing its walk

are you taking the whippet out, before you clean the pigeons out or after - and don't forget to have a brown ale down your local

he's beating his wife first, jesus get it right

"Who'd have thought forty years ago,that we would have been sat here drinking Chateau de Chasili."
"Aye,in those days we would have been glad of the price of a cup of tea!"
"A cup of cold tea,with no milk."
"No sugar."
"And no tea!"
"But we were happy,though we were poor."
"Because we were poor!!!"
etc etc etc

[SteveO 35]

He is connecting with his peeps.

Under any circumstance don't read tweets from Jay Emmanuel Thomas, if Wilshere winds you up....

...and certainly none from Craig Eastmond

[Barriecuda]

This is the new generation of athlete-fan interaction. Kind of like how 20-40 years ago you might see an Arsenal player down at a pub or something and chat with him briefly (?)

I wouldn't call it egotism, it's just what the younger generation does these days. I don't tweet personally (just for CanadianGunners) but I know many who do.

It's a nice reminder that professional athletes are still humans like you and I. Just ridiculously good at something, and much richer for it

[SWLGooner]

Yeah it was JET, my bad. I lump any arsenal players under 20 in together in all honesty I could barely tell you what position they play.

JET is the one with the odd diagonal line of hair and fuck all else yeah?