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Rosie_titters wrote:you will need:

1 tin opener
1 tin of heinz tomato soup
1 bowl
1 microwave
1 spoon
1 loaf of thick white bread

you can guess where i am going with this

Serves 9?

No wonder you're not on here much CC

marcengels wrote:How many people is that for, and what are the measurements for the food?

SWLGooner wrote:

northbankbren wrote:

SWLGooner wrote:I like a good tortilla espanola.

Three or four eggs. Half an onion. About three medium potatoes.

Chop the onion into small cubes the potatoes into slices.

Pan fry the onions with a bit of olive oil till golden brown. Stick em in a bowl.

Then fry the potatoes, with just about enough olive oil to almost cover them. Fry em till they break when you poke em reasonably lightly with a wooden spoon.

Then crack the eggs, beat em till a consistent liquid forms. Salt to taste.

Pour eggs, onion, potatoes into non-stick frying pan with good amount of olive oil. Theres your tortilla. When the outside/bottom is a pleasing light brownish colour, flip it. when it's done eat, either warm or cold. Here's some serving suggestions and a video:

http://www.euroresidentes.com/Recetas/t ... atatas.htm



Thing I love is you can eat it with whatever you want, make it with whatever you want, keep it in the fridge, eat it hot or cold, any time of day. My favourite is either with Jamon Serrano hot for breakfast or with mayonasa cold for a snack. Lovely.

It an omellete.

But much better. Sorry the link's in Spanish I was reading it and that explains why I didn't spell 'mayonnaise' right. I'm not going all USMatrin on you

RossieGooner wrote: Its called a Spanish Omlette....

SWLGooner wrote:

RossieGooner wrote: Its called a Spanish Omlette....

Yes but it's very different to what you would call an omelette...

marcengels wrote:

SWLGooner wrote:

RossieGooner wrote: Its called a Spanish Omlette....

Yes but it's very different to what you would call an omelette...

Omletteo

mcdowell42 wrote:Sorry to disturb all you delias but your wives want there husbands back so you can all go play tennis

Sorry to disturb all you delias but your wives want there husbands back so you can all go play tennis

DB10GOONER wrote:Have to laugh at Bren's curry "recipe"! "Buy some curry paste and throw it in a pot with tomatoes and chicken".

My wife's a chef and she would stab you for making a curry that way, Bren. You (apparently) have got to start with garam masala, chopped chillis, garlic etc. Using shop-bought paste is VERY frowned upon by the chef fraternity.

northbankbren wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Have to laugh at Bren's curry "recipe"! "Buy some curry paste and throw it in a pot with tomatoes and chicken".

My wife's a chef and she would stab you for making a curry that way, Bren. You (apparently) have got to start with garam masala, chopped chillis, garlic etc. Using shop-bought paste is VERY frowned upon by the chef fraternity.

Fuck that, thats far too much effort.

THE CHEF FRATERNITY

I think I'll trust the Pataks Family

Does your wife frown upon tomato ketchup, or does she make her own.....nuff said.

DB10GOONER wrote:

northbankbren wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Have to laugh at Bren's curry "recipe"! "Buy some curry paste and throw it in a pot with tomatoes and chicken".

My wife's a chef and she would stab you for making a curry that way, Bren. You (apparently) have got to start with garam masala, chopped chillis, garlic etc. Using shop-bought paste is VERY frowned upon by the chef fraternity.

Fuck that, thats far too much effort.

THE CHEF FRATERNITY

I think I'll trust the Pataks Family

Does your wife frown upon tomato ketchup, or does she make her own.....nuff said.

Don't mention the war!!

It's a constant battle ground in our house. I love a good dollop (steady Jayson... ) of ketchup on most things and it really upsets her chef sensibilities!! Sometimes I'll splapp on the ketchup even when I don't fancy it just to wind her up...