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Red Member wrote:I go in the Herbert Chapman or the Junction before games
I have heard about their Pin The Tail On The Donkey like game in there!

What do they call it............Put Yout Tongue In Arsene's Ring?

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Topless Tuesdays????? What time????????? Its not a King Jayson bar is it??????????
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brazilianGOONER wrote: stop drinking that shit and get yourself some ales mate
At least I drink FULL PINTS of the stuff! ;)
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arseofacrow wrote:
Goonerbum wrote:Stella,Carlsberg,Fosters,Guiness. I'm sure there are others
but can't remember.

:D
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:
:shock: Whats so funny? :oops: :wink:
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flash gunner wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
Goonerbum wrote:Stella,Carlsberg,Fosters,Guiness. I'm sure there are others
but can't remember.

:D
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:
:shock: Whats so funny? :oops: :wink:
Fizzy water....and Guinness :barscarf:

lager drinking morons

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Who the fuck drinks lager anyway? AA23Northbank does but he's a midget with an army fetish who never buys a drink so it's no surprise really. ;)
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SWLGooner wrote:Who the fuck drinks lager anyway? AA23Northbank does but he's a midget with an army fetish who never buys a drink so it's no surprise really. ;)
Morons, mate....lager-drinking, make-up wearing, irish pub visiting, rolypoly hating morons.



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Do they sell pork scratchings? Can't beat a good scratch :wink:

Also what are the traps in the shitter like, lots of graffiti or well presented? Not expecting to see a Banksy in a pub shitter but a few good phone numbers should I feel the need to have sex are always welcome 8)

Do they have hand dryers or hand towels? I personally prefer hand dryers, especially if they are the really powerful ones like the ones they have at Ikea in Purley Way, Croydon. They are great because if you place your hands together loosely, the air flowing through them makes a farty noise, makes me chuckle everytime.

My local Morrisons are selling loads of shit at the moment at normal prices as to are Asda's, Waitrose, Sainsbury's and Tesco's, Get down there if you can't make it to the pub, they also sell fresh fruit.

Don't bother flying a kite this weekend, it's a shit past time and you always run the risk of being seen by someone you know.

Turtles 8)
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SWLGooner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote: stop drinking that shit and get yourself some ales mate
At least I drink FULL PINTS of pear flavoured cyder with pink hearts and a picture of leonardo dicaprio on the glass! ;)
ooookay mate... :shock: :shock: :wink:
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Ha ha ha ha! *word censored* ;)

You're confusing me with Jayson again! And the cheek of a lisping sing-song not-properly-talking-Portuguese turtle-fucker having a go! ;)
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MutleyGooner wrote:Do they sell pork scratchings? Can't beat a good scratch :wink:

Also what are the traps in the shitter like, lots of graffiti or well presented? Not expecting to see a Banksy in a pub shitter but a few good phone numbers should I feel the need to have sex are always welcome 8)

Do they have hand dryers or hand towels? I personally prefer hand dryers, especially if they are the really powerful ones like the ones they have at Ikea in Purley Way, Croydon. They are great because if you place your hands together loosely, the air flowing through them makes a farty noise, makes me chuckle everytime.

My local Morrisons are selling loads of shit at the moment at normal prices as to are Asda's, Waitrose, Sainsbury's and Tesco's, Get down there if you can't make it to the pub, they also sell fresh fruit.

Don't bother flying a kite this weekend, it's a shit past time and you always run the risk of being seen by someone you know.

Turtles 8)
Fuckin magic mate. :lol:
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armchair supporter wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote:Do they sell pork scratchings? Can't beat a good scratch :wink:

Also what are the traps in the shitter like, lots of graffiti or well presented? Not expecting to see a Banksy in a pub shitter but a few good phone numbers should I feel the need to have sex are always welcome 8)

Do they have hand dryers or hand towels? I personally prefer hand dryers, especially if they are the really powerful ones like the ones they have at Ikea in Purley Way, Croydon. They are great because if you place your hands together loosely, the air flowing through them makes a farty noise, makes me chuckle everytime.

My local Morrisons are selling loads of shit at the moment at normal prices as to are Asda's, Waitrose, Sainsbury's and Tesco's, Get down there if you can't make it to the pub, they also sell fresh fruit.

Don't bother flying a kite this weekend, it's a shit past time and you always run the risk of being seen by someone you know.

Turtles 8)
Fuckin magic mate. :lol:
Best read on here for ages :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE HALFWAY HOUSE ??????????

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Herd wrote:I thoughts that's where u went when they let you out of prison. :D :o
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SWLGooner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote: stop drinking that shit and get yourself some ales mate
At least I drink FULL PINTS of the stuff! ;)
Even though you have an obsession with stopping others from drinking their pint by the crafty medium of clumsily knocking their PINT OUT OF THEIR FUCKING HAND I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING STABBED YOU YA GINGER FUCKING MUTANT BASTARDHOLE DAVEMILTSLOP CUNTAH!!!


Jaysus, SWL... sorry mate - I just got a dose of the davemilts there... :oops: :(


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DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote: stop drinking that shit and get yourself some ales mate
At least I drink FULL PINTS of the stuff! ;)
Even though you have an obsession with stopping others from drinking their pint by the crafty medium of clumsily knocking their PINT OUT OF THEIR FUCKING HAND I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING STABBED YOU YA GINGER FUCKING MUTANT BASTARDHOLE DAVEMILTSLOP CUNTAH!!!


Jaysus, SWL... sorry mate - I just got a dose of the davemilts there... :oops: :(


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Been through Tallaght recently, ginger dwarf goat-botherer? :shock:
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