
Cashley - Arsenal were lucky to get to Paris in 2006
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Rumour has it that Ashley Cole will be inserting the brand new iphone up his arse before the Arsenal game in two weeks time.
His boyfriend who regularly sits in the executive box at the Bridge will be able to send messages to Ashley's asshole throughout the game using the brand new RentBoy App available from Apple assholes inc. The app tells Cashley how wide to spread his cheeks for the half time team talk.
Well, they call it a talk but there aint much talking going on when fat Frank has got his tongue up there.
His boyfriend who regularly sits in the executive box at the Bridge will be able to send messages to Ashley's asshole throughout the game using the brand new RentBoy App available from Apple assholes inc. The app tells Cashley how wide to spread his cheeks for the half time team talk.
Well, they call it a talk but there aint much talking going on when fat Frank has got his tongue up there.
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If I ever bump into him alone in a lift in New York, he will get what he deserves - a swift punch to the throat.rigsby wrote:Erm someone should remind him he only played one game up until the final. We also had Real Madrid and Juve. Not usre how 'easy' that was. Lets us not forget Chelsea have had piss easy passages in the past and have choked badly.
He's a prick, and one day he's going to get what he deserves

OK - I still cannot let go of the fact a so-called mate of mine was alone in a lift with Van Longface in NYC at the height of Van Longface's cheating and diving and general cunty antics and all my mate did was say "Erm... Hello..." and shook the fuckers hand.



Ok Cashley is a nob we all know this...however...to play devil's advo here: we did have quite a bit of luck though didn't we? Against Real we were incredibly lucky at Highbury that Raul's goal-bound shot that goes in 99 times out of 100 took a last-second deflection onto Lehmann's post?
The main are of luck though was away to Villareal. They absolutely pummelled us, Wenger got his 'tactics' criminally wrong. Guillerme Franco's free header, 4 yards out and he shaved the bar. Marcos Senna's goal-bound effort that Sol's fat arse deflects without his knowledge. And then of course, the Glichy last-minute pen. Great save Jens but it needs luck, especially when Riquelme scores most times?
It's not disrespectful to say Arsenal were lucky cos we were.
Just as ManYoo were jammy as fuck to win the treble in 99 as they were arse-raped by Bayern for 90 minutes and got two jammy goals. That same season Bergkamp missed the pen at Villa park and 10-man ManUre Giggs scores that goal he'll never score again. And of course in the league, on the final day they faced a Spuds team happy to throw a game to stop Arsenal winning the title.
Chelski were lucky as fuck to make the CL final as they played absolutely nobody on their way to the semis. They do not face one competent team until then, and even then.....
So you need serious luck to win the CL or be in a final - unless you are Barca. Because let's face it they are so bloody good that the luck is if they are NOT in a final....

The main are of luck though was away to Villareal. They absolutely pummelled us, Wenger got his 'tactics' criminally wrong. Guillerme Franco's free header, 4 yards out and he shaved the bar. Marcos Senna's goal-bound effort that Sol's fat arse deflects without his knowledge. And then of course, the Glichy last-minute pen. Great save Jens but it needs luck, especially when Riquelme scores most times?
It's not disrespectful to say Arsenal were lucky cos we were.
Just as ManYoo were jammy as fuck to win the treble in 99 as they were arse-raped by Bayern for 90 minutes and got two jammy goals. That same season Bergkamp missed the pen at Villa park and 10-man ManUre Giggs scores that goal he'll never score again. And of course in the league, on the final day they faced a Spuds team happy to throw a game to stop Arsenal winning the title.
Chelski were lucky as fuck to make the CL final as they played absolutely nobody on their way to the semis. They do not face one competent team until then, and even then.....
So you need serious luck to win the CL or be in a final - unless you are Barca. Because let's face it they are so bloody good that the luck is if they are NOT in a final....

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Babatunde wrote:Ok Cashley is a nob we all know this...however...to play devil's advo here: we did have quite a bit of luck though didn't we? Against Real we were incredibly lucky at Highbury that Raul's goal-bound shot that goes in 99 times out of 100 took a last-second deflection onto Lehmann's post? The main are of luck though was away to Villareal. They absolutely pummelled us, Wenger got his 'tactics' criminally wrong. Guillerme Franco's free header, 4 yards out and he shaved the bar. Marcos Senna's goal-bound effort that Sol's fat arse deflects without his knowledge. And then of course, the Glichy last-minute pen. Great save Jens but it needs luck, especially when Riquelme scores most times? It's not disrespectful to say Arsenal were lucky cos we were.
I think Liam Brady has the answer to this point at 0.43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyiAjUR6Obg
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Never Outgunned wrote:Babatunde wrote:Ok Cashley is a nob we all know this...however...to play devil's advo here: we did have quite a bit of luck though didn't we? Against Real we were incredibly lucky at Highbury that Raul's goal-bound shot that goes in 99 times out of 100 took a last-second deflection onto Lehmann's post? The main are of luck though was away to Villareal. They absolutely pummelled us, Wenger got his 'tactics' criminally wrong. Guillerme Franco's free header, 4 yards out and he shaved the bar. Marcos Senna's goal-bound effort that Sol's fat arse deflects without his knowledge. And then of course, the Glichy last-minute pen. Great save Jens but it needs luck, especially when Riquelme scores most times? It's not disrespectful to say Arsenal were lucky cos we were.
I think Liam Brady has the answer to this point at 0.43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyiAjUR6Obg

Wenger's replacement.



I think you answered your own question, mateworthing gooner wrote:If people hate this bloke so much why does everything he mentions about The Arsenal get your backs up!!


That said, I'm with you Worth"y; nothing Cole has to say bothers me because his opinion is not worthy of recognition. Great player but, lets be honest, he's a despicable human being with rocks for brains.
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Re: Cashley - Arsenal were lucky to get to Paris in 2006
Who cares what that rat thinks, bell end of the highest order.frankbutcher wrote:Ashley Cole in the Daily Star
"I've been lucky enough to play in two Champions League finals - and the first team I did that with (Arsenal) we got there because we had a lucky draw," the left-back told the Daily Star Sunday. "To get to the final I don't think you have to be the best team - because you can get lucky."
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 69,00.html
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